Christopher Walken movie quotes

“I sang the first hymn when the stars were born. Not that long ago, I announced to a young woman, Mary, who it was she was expecting. On the other hand, I've turned rivers into blood, kings into cripples, cities to salt - so I don't think that I have to explain myself to you.”
Christopher Walken - Gabriel

“- Nick: I don't think about that much with one shot anymore, Mike.
- Michael: You have to think about one shot. One shot is what it's all about. A deer's gotta be taken with one shot.”
Christopher Walken - Nick
Robert De Niro - Michael

“- Bobby Cahn: Why do you hang around with these guys?
- Cassandra Wong: Because they're fun. If I wanted a guy that was all drag and ambition I could've stayed in Hong Kong. Back there guys like that are 12 for 10 cents.
- Bobby Cahn: You mean a dime a dozen.
- Cassandra Wong: Maybe where you shop.”

Christopher Walken - Bobby Cahn
Tia Carrere - Cassandra Wong

“- Michael: Nicky, do you remember the trees? Remember all the different ways of the trees? Remember that? Remember? Huh? The mountains? Do you remember all that?
- Nick: One shot?
- Michael: One shot! One shot.
- Nick: Yeah.”
Robert De Niro - Michael
Christopher Walken - Nick

"Bless me"? Do you know what God did for me? He threw an 18-wheeled truck at me and bounced me into nowhere for five years! When I woke up my girl was gone, my job was gone, my legs are just about useless... Blessed me? God's been a real sport to me!
Christopher Walken - Johnny Smith

“- Drew: Count me in; I'll go.
- Jamie Shannon: Don't you want to know where and what?
- Drew: Doesn't matter. My wife's six months pregnant. Wherever we're going, it's gotta be better than sitting around watching her get fat.”

Tom Berenger - Drew
Christopher Walken - Jamie Shannon

“This heart only beats for size 60.”
Christopher Walken - Wilbur Turnblad

“- Secretary Cleary: Once Sack and Claire tie the knot, two of the great American families, the Clearys and the Lodges, will finally unite.
- John Beckwith: And then of course you can challenge the Klingons for interstellar domination.”
Christopher Walken - Secretary Cleary
Owen Wilson - John Beckwith

- Sgt. Toomey: I'm tellin' you, we don't have any "bathrooms" on this base. Do you doubt my veracity?
- Arnold B. Epstein: No, sergeant.
- Sgt. Toomey: Then you've got a problem, don't you Epstein?
- Arnold B. Epstein: Ho ho.
- Sgt. Toomey: You bet your ass “ho ho”. You know why you've got a problem?
- Arnold B. Epstein: Because I've got to go... (continue)(continue reading)
Christopher Walken - Sgt. Toomey
Corey Parker - Arnold B. Epstein

“- Calvin: There's a man who throws the ball to a man who has a bat.
- Adam Age 11: Oh! The nocturnal flying mammal?”

Christopher Walken - Calvin
Douglas Smith - Adam age 11

“- Johnny Smith: Would you kill him?
- Dr. Sam Weizak: All right. All right. I'll give you an answer. I'm a man of medicine. I'm expected to save lives and ease suffering. I love people. Therefore, I would have no choice but to kill the son of a bitch.”

Christopher Walken - Johnny Smith
Herbert Lom - Dr. Sam Weizak

- Dr. Sam Weizak: Don't you see how clear it is? Not only can you see the future, you can...
- Johnny Smith: I can change it.
- Dr. Sam Weizak: You can change it, exactly. Here. Yes, John. That is your... your "dead zone". The possibility of altering the outcome of your premonitions. It's fascinating.
Herbert Lom - Dr. Sam Weizak
Christopher Walken - Johnny Smith

“I don't want to be crazy.”
Christopher Walken - Whitley Strieber

“It is a puzzle box. And you're not going to get to see what's inside. Let's just get that clear.”

Christopher Walken - Whitley Strieber

“I don't want to die in Texas. Chicago, maybe... but not Texas. You can meet me there if you like.”

Christopher Walken - Hickey

“Do it now! Or forever wish you had!”

Christopher Walken - Wilbur Turnblad

Do you know how you got that dent, in your top lip? Way back, before you were born, I told you a secret, then I put my finger there and I said "Shhhhh!”.
Christopher Walken - Gabriel

“- Beck: I have no desire to fight with you or your men. For that reason you have two options. Option A, you leave the Gato and the girl, and you walk out of town no questions asked.
- Hatcher: What's option B?
- Beck: Option B? I make you.”
The Rock - Beck
Christopher Walken - Hatcher

“- Jean: The guy who killed Johnny is not your fucking concern, Ray. Thinking about what might happen to your family?
- Ray: I've seen what it did to my family. It's inside in a box!
- Jean: Killing somebody else is not gonna bring him back.”
Annabella Sciorra - Jean
Christopher Walken - Ray

The guy wants to run for president, he thinks "Moby Dick" is a venereal disease.
Christopher Walken - Secretary Cleary

“- Johnny Smith: Your father says there's something wrong with you, he wants me to bring you out of your shell. I don't know what to do.
- Chris Stuart: You don't have to do anything. It's my dad that lives in a shell, not me.”
Christopher Walken - Johnny Smith
Simon Craig - Chris Stuart

“- Max Zorin: You slept well?
- James Bond: A little restless but I got off eventually.”

Christopher Walken - Max Zorin
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond

“- Dennis Gilley: I heard a rumor about you.
- Frank White: What's that?
- Dennis Gilley: I heard you got AIDS getting dicked up your ass in prison. That's what I heard.
- Frank White: I thought about you every time I jerked off, dickhead.”
David Caruso - Dennis Gilley
Christopher Walken - Frank White

“A bullet always tells the truth.”

Christopher Walken - Paul Rayburn

“You should never lie to your friends.”
Christopher Walken - Charlie Barret