Colin Farrell movie quotes

“- Zerelda 'Zee' Mimms: There are certain things that have to wait until after the wedding.
- Jesse James: Driver, change of plans. Can you take us to the nearest church, please?”
Ali Larter - Zerelda 'Zee' Mimms
Colin Farrell - Jesse James

“- Psychiatrist How do upsetting problems generally make you feel?
- James Clayton: Upset.”
Oscar Hsu - Psychiatrist
Colin Farrell - James Douglas Clayton

“- Deacon 'Deke' Kaye: We need to sell that shit on eBay.
- Jim Street: I only have one.
- Deacon 'Deke' Kaye: We'll split the profits fifty-fifty, corner the market. Break 'em down like a shotgun, The Polish Penetrator!”

LL Cool J - Deacon 'Deke' Kaye
Colin Farrell - Jim Street

“- Alex Montel: That's how I like cops - dead.
- Jim Street: You wanna join him? Huh?
- Alex Montel: He knew the dangers, no? That's why he signed up to be a police officer. Carry a gun in the Wild West, like you, cowboy. Would you be sitting here if this job wasn't dangerous? Huh? Anyway... killing him probably got you 20 new recruits. You...” (continue)(continue reading)
Olivier Martinez - Alex Montel
Colin Farrell - Jim Street

“- Pastor: Now, let's have a drink!
- Jesse James: In the church?
- Pastor: Communion!”
Richard Andrew Jones - Pastor
Colin Farrell - Jesse James

“- Chris Sanchez: Just because I bought you a drink doesn't mean you're getting laid tonight.
- Jim Street: So, what does two drinks mean?”
Michelle Rodriguez - Chris Sanchez
Colin Farrell - Jim Street

“- Kurt Buckman: Your father told me very clearly that he would rather die than save money and hurt people.
- Bobby Pellitt: Well guess what, looks like we're right on schedule then.”
Jason Sudeikis - Kurt Buckman
Colin Farrell - Bobby Pellit

“Just because we're robbing a bank doesn't mean there's no reason not to be polite.”
Colin Farrell - Jesse James

“- Sgt. Filmore: Hey soldier, no one said you could leave.
- Bozz: Why?
- Sgt. Filmore: Why what?
- Bozz: Why would I want to do that to another human?”

Michael Shannon - Sgt. Filmore
Colin Farrell - Pvt. Roland Bozz

“- Jesse James: Drinking whiskey? You're too young to be drinking whiskey.
- Jim Younger: Not too young to shoot a man, not too young to drink whiskey!”

Colin Farrell - Jesse James
Gregory Smith - Jim Younger

“All I know is I trust only you in this world. I've missed you. I need you. It is you I love, Hephaistion. No other.”
Colin Farrell - Alexander

“- Parmenion: He never lusted for war, Alexander, or enjoyed it so. He consulted his peers in council, among equals! The Macedonian way. He didn't make decisions based on his personal desires.
- Alexander: I've taken us further than my father ever dreamed! Old man, we're in knew worlds.”
John Kavanagh - Parmenion
Colin Farrell - Alexander

“- Staff Sgt. Thomas: Any questions?
- Bozz: I got a question, Sergeant. If I'm dead, how come I can ask you a question?”
James MacDonald - Staff Sgt. Thomas
Colin Farrell - Pvt. Roland Bozz

“I know a thing or two about lies, and I know a thing or two about liars.”
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard

“- Frank James: She's still talking to Jesus.
- Jesse James: You know what worries me? That Jesus is talkin' back!”

Gabriel Macht - Frank James
Colin Farrell - Jesse James

“- Stu: I already told you this is a private conversation. Now, what the fuck do you want?
- Capt. Ramey: I just want you to know, that it's safe outside the booth.
- The Caller: No, it's not.
- Stu: Always get out of the booth. I like in the fucking booth. It's my whole world now, this is my booth and I'm not coming out ever. You hear me? Never.”
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard
Forest Whitaker - Captain Ramey
Kiefer Sutherland - The Caller

“I have never done anything for anybody who couldn't do something for me. I string along an eager kid with promises I'll pay him money. I only keep him around because he looks up to me.”
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard

“- Cole Younger: Bob, get me some bandages.
- Jesse James: And some whiskey. I think this time we'll make an exception.”

Scott Caan - Cole Younger
Colin Farrell - Jesse James

“- Hephaistion: The generals are upset. They question your obsession with Darius. They say it was never meant for you to be king of Asia.
- Alexander: Naturally. They want only to return to their homes rich with gold, but I have seen the future, Hephaistion!”
Jared Leto - Hephaistion
Colin Farrell - Alexander

“- Stu: I don't know what I did to you, but whatever it was I'm glad. Alright, I wish it had been worse, I wish you had fucking died.
- The Caller: Yes! Finally some honesty.”
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard
Kiefer Sutherland - The Caller

“- Olympias: You would be forty. Old, and wise. Like Parmenion. And Philip's young son would be twenty. Like you, now. But raised by him. His blood. He will never give you the throne now, Alexander, never.
- Alexander: What would you have me do?
- Olympias: Whatever is necessary.”

Angelina Jolie - Olympias
Colin Farrell - Alexander

“- Michael Boxer: I just want to know what you did to my little sister.
- Jim Street: She's 28, Boxer, okay? And trust me, she's not so little.”
Brian Van Holt - Michael Boxer
Colin Farrell - Jim Street

“- Hephaistion: What would you do if you ever reached the end of the world? I wonder sometimes, if it's not your mother you run from, so many years, so many miles between you, what is it you fear?
- Alexander: Who knows these things? When I was a child my mother thought me divine; my father, weak. Which am I, Hephaistion? Weak or divine?”
Jared Leto - Hephaistion
Colin Farrell - Alexander

“Look at those we've conquered. They leave their dead unburied, they smash their enemies skulls and drink them as dust, they mate in public! How can they think, or sing, or write when none can read? But as Alexander's army they could go where they never thought possible. They can soldier, or work in the cities.”
Colin Farrell - Alexander

“- The Kingpin: How do you kill a man without fear?
- Bullseye: By puttin' the fear in him.”
Michael Clarke Duncan - The Kingpin
Colin Farrell - Bullseye