Corey Feldman movie quotes

“- Chris: How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your backyard?
- Teddy: Hey, I'm French, okay?
- Chris: Your garbage cans are empty and your dog's pregnant.
- Teddy: Didn't I just say I was French?”
River Phoenix - Chris Chambers
Corey Feldman - Teddy Duchamp

“- Vern: What am I supposed to do, think of everything? I brought the comb!
- Teddy: Oh, great! You brought the comb! What did you bring a comb for? You don't even have any hair!”
Jerry O'Connell - Vern Tessio
Corey Feldman - Teddy Duchamp

“- Teddy: This is my age! I'm in the prime of my youth, and I'll only be young once!
- Chris: Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life.”
Corey Feldman - Teddy Duchamp
River Phoenix - Chris Chambers

“- Milo: I know who you are. You're Teddy Duchamp. Your dad's a looney. A looney up in the nuthouse in Togus. He took your ear and he put it to a stove and burnt it off.
- Teddy: My father stormed the beach at Normandy.
- Milo: He's crazier than a shithouse rat. No wonder you're acting the way you are with a looney for a father.”
William Bronder - Milo Pressman
Corey Feldman - Teddy Duchamp

“- Alan Frog: Aaaaaah! Flies!
- Edgar Frog: We're on the right trail. Flies and the undead go together like bullets and guns. Come on.”
Jamison Newlander - Alan Frog
Corey Feldman - Edgar Frog

“- Edgar: Read this.
- Sam: I told you I don't like horror comics.
- Alan: Think of it more as a survival manual. There's our number on the back and pray you never need to call us.
- Sam: I'll pray I never need to call you. Sure.”
Corey Feldman - Edgard Frog
Corey Haim - Sam
Jamison Newlander - Alan Frog

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Jamison Newlander - Alan Frog
Corey Feldman - Edgar Frog

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Brooke McCarter - Paul
Corey Feldman - Edgar Frog

“- Dinger: No, no keep going. Now, gimme more than that.
- Bobby Keller: I'm flunking every grade in school.
- Dinger: Marvelous, so am I.
- Bobby Keller: Penniless.
- Dinger: Gimme something better than that.
- Bobby Keller: Okay, uh... my parents don't even talk to me.
- Dinger: Yeah, well at least your mom didn't run over your leg in her Volvo...” (continue)(continue reading)
Corey Haim - Dinger
Corey Feldman - Bobby Keller

“- Edgar Frog: Listen, just so you know, if you try to stop us, or vamp out in any way, I'll stake you without even thinking twice about it!
- Sam Emerson: Chill out, Edgar.”
Corey Feldman - Edgar Frog
Corey Haim - Sam

“- Mouth: [examining coins in the well] President Lincoln... George Washington... Martin Sheen...
- Stef: Martin Sheen? That's President Kennedy, you idiot!
- Mouth: Well, same difference. I mean, he played Kennedy once.”
Corey Feldman - Mouth
Martha Plimpton - Stef

“- Mrs. Walsh: Now, Rosalita, this is the attic. Mr. Walsh doesn't like anybody up here, ever. I guess that's why it's always open.
- Mouth: [in Spanish] Never go up there. It's filled with Mr. Walsh's sexual torture devices.”

Mary Ellen Trainor - Mrs. Walsh
Corey Feldman - Mouth

“- April O'Neill: Would somebody please tell me what the heck is going on around here?
- Donatello: Well, relax, April. It's just your, uh, ordinary time travel equal-mass-displacement kind of thing.”
Paige Turco - April O'Neil
Corey Feldman - Donatello

“- Edgar Frog: You think you really know what's happening here, don't you? Well, I'll tell you something, you don't know shit, buddy.
- Alan Frog: Yeah? You think we just work at a comic book store for our folks, huh?
- Sam Emerson: Actually, I thought it was a bakery.
- Edgar Frog: This is just a cover; we're dedicated to a higher purpose. We're...” (continue)(continue reading)
Corey Feldman - Edgar Frog
Jamison Newlander - Alan Frog
Corey Haim - Sam

“To live in fear is not to live at all.”
Corey Feldman - Dean

“- Edgar Frog: Come on Sam, let's get out of here. Burn rubber!
[the car accelerates, almost driving over a cliff]
- Edgar Frog: Christ!
- Sam Emerson: Burn rubber does not mean warp speed!”
Corey Feldman - Edgar Frog
Corey Haim - Sam

“- Chris: You four-eyed pile of shit!
- Teddy: A pile of shit has a thousand eyes.”
River Phoenix - Chris Chambers
Corey Feldman - Teddy Duchamp

“- Young Tod: Copper, you're my best friend.
- Young Copper: And you're mine too, Tod.
- Young Tod: And we'll always be friends forever. Won't we?
- Young Copper: Yeah, forever.”
Keith Coogan - Young Tod
Corey Feldman - Young Copper

- Gordie: Does the word "retarded" mean anything to you?
- Teddy: Gordie, go get the food, you morphodite.
- Gordie: Don't call me any of your mother's pet names.
Wil Wheaton - Gordie Lachance
Corey Feldman - Teddy Duchamp

“- Teddy: Boy, you don't know nothing! Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.
- Vern: Yeah, maybe you're right. It'd be a good fight, though.”
Corey Feldman - Teddy Duchamp
Jerry O'Connell - Vern Tessio

“If you give me a head start I can beat you.”
Corey Feldman - Young Copper

“- Raphael: Did you hear what he called me, Leo?
- Leonardo: Yeah, an ugly lump of dung.
- Raphael: That was an insult, Leo.
- Donatello: Not necessarily, Raph. Did you know that in some countries dung is used as a fuel source?”
Tim Kelleher - Raphael
Brian Tochi - Leonardo
Corey Feldman - Donatello

“Could you take the car out of neutral? We just got passed by a street sweeper.”
Corey Feldman - Dean

“- Stef: You know, your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn't screwing it up.
- Mouth: Yeah and you looks are kind of pretty. When your face isn't screwing it up.”
Martha Plimpton - Stef
Corey Feldman - Mouth

“If we die here in the past, does that mean that we don't get born in the future?”
Corey Feldman - Donatello