Crispin Glover movie quotes

“- Jimmy Mortimer: Ted. I think... I think when we get to town I should call Betty.
- Ted: Jimbo, calling Betty is definitely a dead fuck thing to do. Look, first rule of love: never get rejected by the same girl twice. I mean, that's useless. If you want to make a fool out of yourself, always do it with someone new.
- Jimmy Mortimer: I don't...” (continue)(continue reading)
Crispin Glover - Jimmy Mortimer
Lawrence Monoson - Ted

“Arrest that girl for unlawful seduction!”
Crispin Glover - Stayne - Knave of Hearts

“A good thing to live by is to go after what truly interests you.”
Crispin Glover

“The only thing I've ever been addicted to in my life is sugar.”
Crispin Glover

“Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn’t take Lorraine out, that he’d melt my brain.”

Crispin Glover - George McFly

“- Jack: You don't know what you're getting into, man.
- Ned: Oh, that's funny, because that's what I was just about to say to you.”
John Cusack - Jack
Crispin Glover - Ned

“This is like some fuckin' movie. Friends since second grade, fuckin' like this and then one of us gets himself in potentially big trouble, and now we've gotta deal with it; we've got to test our loyalty against all odds. It's kind of... exciting. I feel like... Chuck Norris, y'know?”
Crispin Glover - Layne

“I still have a reputation as an eccentric. But the fact is that audiences probably mix up my roles with me as a person.”
Crispin Glover

“- Tucker: Look, they use Canola oil, okay? You know what Canola oil is? You probably don't.
- Gilbert: No, no.
- Tucker:They probably don't sell it at Lamson Grocery.
- Gilbert:No.
- Tucker: It's cutting edge. It creates a crispier French fry and. . .
- Bobby: Well, that's...
- Tucker: And, er, a more unique product. And Burger Barn... Forget...” (continue)(continue reading)
John C. Reilly - Tucker Van Dyke
Johnny Depp - Gilbert Grape
Crispin Glover - Bobby McBurney

“You've got to understand that in a time like this where every fucking second counts, a man can't waste his time choosing words.”

Crispin Glover - Layne

“- Layne: Why did you kill her?
- Samson: She was talking shit.”
Crispin Glover - Layne
Daniel Roebuck - Samson

“He had the cardiac arrest... his head bent forward, his knees buckled, and then he just... fell ... face forward into the pool. When she found him he was already dead.”
Crispin Glover - Bobby McBurney

“- Tony: Gimme a cigarette, man.
- Layne: You fucking gave up cigarettes.
- Tony: I gave up yesterday, not today.”
Josh Richman - Tony
Crispin Glover - Layne

“- Layne: We're all broke, and I'm the only one with a car.
- Tony: We could just take all our parents' money, take off, discover America, and make like we're Easy Rider plus five.”
Crispin Glover - Layne
Josh Richman - Tony

“- Rubin's Mother: Why don't you go out and make yourself a friend?
- Rubin Farr: No!
- Rubin's Mom: Yes!
- Rubin Farr: No!
- Rubin's Mom: Well then take out the trash.”
Anna Louise Daniels - Rubin's Mom
Crispin Glover - Rubin Farr

“- George McFly: Lorraine. My density has brought me to you.
- Lorraine Baines: What?
- George McFly: Oh. What I meant to say was...
- Lorraine Baines: Wait a minute. Don't I know you from somewhere?
- George McFly: Yes. Yes. I'm George. George McFly. I'm your density. I mean, your destiny.”
Crispin Glover - George McFly
Lea Thompson - Lorraine Baines

“- Gilbert: Bobby, how's business?
- Bobby: Oh, not good... nobody's dying.”
Johnny Depp - Gilbert Grape
Crispin Glover - Bobby McBurney

“- Ed Tuttle: Ever wonder why people wear clothes?
- Rubin Farr: Nope.
- Ed Tuttle: But... well, look at it this way. Man's best friend is his apparel. Now, you start to dress for success, and you will score with the babes, and make the big bucks. You gotta admit that's true!”
Howard Hesseman - Ed Tuttle
Crispin Glover - Rubin Farr

“My cat can eat a whole watermelon.”
Crispin Glover - Rubin Farr

“- Goldie Wilson: Say! Why do you let those boys push you around like that for?
- George McFly: Well, they're bigger than me.
- Goldie Wilson: Stand tall, boy. Have some respect for yourself. Don't you know, if you let people walk over you now, they'll be walking over you for the rest of your life.”
Donald Fullilove - Goldie Wilson
Crispin Glover - George McFly

“It's people like you that are sending this country down the tubes. No sense of pride. No sense of loyalty. No sense of nothing, man.”
Crispin Glover - Layne

“Women are evil, you had to kill her.”

Crispin Glover - Layne

“- Jimmy: You never said we'd have Bang-fucking-kok in the hallway!
- Lionel: That's an unprovoked racist slur.
- Porna: Excuse me, we are from Bom-fucking-bay!”
David Hewlett - Jimmy
Crispin Glover - Lionel
Naima Jodin - Porna