Cuba Gooding Jr. movie quotes

“Sir, I am a Navy man. Where I come from, there are no oceans. Only dirt farms and ornery mules. And no self-respecting Navy man makes a living driving mules.”
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Chief Carl Brashear

“- Sam Daniels: Anything I can do to help?
- Major Salt: Just don't make me nervous.”
Dustin Hoffman - Sam Daniels
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Major Salt

“- Thunder Jack: I can't believe you actually bit that dog on the ear.
- Ted Brooks: But that's what everyone says you're supposed to do.
- Thunder Jack: Well, sure, but... I never met a man dumb enough to do it!”
James Coburn - Thunder Jack
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Ted Brooks

“Thought is real. Physical is the illusion. Ironic, huh?”
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Albert Lewis

- Theo Calder: I'm Dr. Calder. You've been charged with one count of murder and found incompetent to stand trial.
- Pete: She had a demon in her for a while. My neighbour, Mrs. Karsh. It would come and go. Nobody saw it... except me.
- Theo Calder: What did it look like, the demon?
- Pete: Um... Did you ever see "Alien" with Sigourney Weaver?
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Cuba Gooding Jr. - Theo Caulder
Thomas Q. Morris - Pete

“Y'know, I'm a big bear fan! Sure. Uh, my man - Smokey the Bear. Yogi. Walter Payton!”

Cuba Gooding Jr. - Ted Brooks

“- Master Chief Billy Sunday: How 'bout me, cookie? You better than me?
- Chief Carl Brashear: You're damn right I am!”
Robert De Niro - Master Chief Billy Sunday
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Chief Carl Brashear

“- Tim Mason: I need your truck.
- Arlo: You're not taking my truck! ...How far you got to go?”

Skeet Ulrich - Tim Mason
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Arlo

“- Merrill Jennings: It's some sort of joke. It has to be.
- Duane Cody: What kind of jackass just gives away $2 million?
- Owen Templeton: Maybe it's a publicity stunt.
- Randy Pear: What kind of publicity? He swore us all to secrecy.”

Lanei Chapman - Merrill Jennings
Seth Green - Duane Cody
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Owen Templeton
Jon Lovitz - Randy Pear

“- Arlo: We're heroes, my man. It's time to start acting like it. Quit limping around like that.
- Tim Mason: Excuse me, I got a bullet in my leg.
- Arlo: Always the negative with you.”
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Arlo
Skeet Ulrich - Tim Mason

“- Deep Voiced Lucy: How about a pit-stop?
- Owen Templeton: Sorry, this is a one way flight. There's a bathroom in the back.
- Deep Voiced Lucy: The latch is broken. Anyone could just walk right in.
- Owen Templeton: So? Look, you ain't got nothin' these other Lucys haven't seen before.
- Deep Voiced Lucy: Not necessarily.”

Christopher Peterson - Deep Voiced Lucy
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Owen Templeton

“- Lincoln: This is the white boy I told you saved my black ass.
- Charlene: Appreciate that, because I love his ass.”
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Abraham Lincoln Haines
Debra Stipe - Charlene

“- Tre Styles: Hey, Dough.
- Doughboy: What’s up?
- Tre Styles: You still got one brother left, man.”
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Tre Styles
Ice Cube - Doughboy

“I'm trying not to say goodbye to you. I'm trying not to say I'll miss you. I'm trying to forget you.”

Cuba Gooding Jr. - Theo Caulder

“- Arlo: You just hijacked me with an unloaded gun?
- Tim Mason: Yeah.
- Arlo: When this is all over, remind me to kick your ass!”
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Arlo
Skeet Ulrich - Tim Mason

“Everyone's hell is different. It's not all fire and pain. The real hell is your life gone wrong.”
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Albert Lewis

“- Lincoln: Poverty is a black disease.
- Tommy Riley: Not just.”
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Abraham Lincoln Haines
James Marshall - Tommy Riley

“You're slamming my door like some kind of gorilla on a football field!”
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Tre Styles