Curly Howard movie quotes

“- Larry: What's that for?
- Curly: We didn't do nothing!
- Moe: That's in case you do when I'm not around.”

Larry Fine - Larry
Curly Howard - Curly
Moe Howard - Moe

“- Louis: What? Uh, you're gonna take a flamethrower for a rat?
- Jacques: No, obesity-breath. This is no ordinary flamethrower. See, I modified this baby myself. I just find the rat, aim, and... kazoom.”
Curly Howard - Louis
Frank Moore - Jacques

“- Miss Katsby: Oh, you'll just love it. Mildew has a lovely student body.
- Curly: Yours wouldn't be so bad either if you took off about twenty pounds!”
Gladys Gale - Miss Katsby
Curly Howard - Curly

“- Defense Attorney: Talk so the jury can understand!
- Curly: Is everybody dumb?”

Bud Jamison - Defense Attorney
Curly Howard - Curly

“- Fire Captain Ashe: If this was the army, I'd have you shot at sunrise!
- Curly: But you couldn't do that, cap, we don't get up that early!”
Stanley Blystone - Fire Captain Ashe
Curly Howard - Curly

“- K.O. Stradivarius: Time out! Time out!
- Moe: I suppose you'll want the afternoon off.”

Curly Howard - Curley, aka K.O. Stradivarius
Moe Howard - Moe

“- Curly: How are we gonna get in pictures? We don't know nothing about making movies!
- Moe: There's a couple of thousand people in pictures now who know nothing about it. Three more won't make any difference.”
Curly Howard - Curly
Moe Howard - Moe

“- Defense Attorney: The action on this pistol is so hard, it would take the strength of a mule to pull the trigger! Go ahead!
- Curly: I'm no mule!
- Moe: No! Your ears are too short!”

Bud Jamison - Defense Attorney
Curly Howard - Curly
Moe Howard - Moe

“Every time I hear that Weasel tune, something pops inside me.”
Curly Howard - Curley, aka K.O. Stradivarius

“- Mr. Ixnay: He makes love to beautiful women, drinks champagne, enjoys life and never works. He makes speeches to the people promising them plenty, gives them nothing and takes everything. That's a Dictator.
- Curly Gallstone: A parasite. That's for me.”

Richard Fiske - Mr. Ixnay
Curly Howard - Curly Gallstone

“- Johnson: Aren't you guys asleep yet?
- Curly: Certainly, I dreamed we saw a swimming pool, so we dove in.”

Bud Jamison - Johnson
Curly Howard - Curly

“I'm a victim of circumstance.”
Curly Howard - Curly