Dan Castellaneta quotes
- From the animation: The Simpsons
“[referring to his monkey Mr. Teeny]
We're going to drop him out of a helicopter and see what happens!
[Pats Mr. Teeny]
Aw, don't worry. Nothing's going to happen to you, Mr. Teeny Number 7.” - From the animation: The Simpsons
- From the animation: The Simpsons Movie
“That was the most incredible experience of my life! And now, to find my family, save my town, and drop ten pounds!”
- From the animation: The Simpsons Movie
“- Bart Simpson: Did you at least bring my clothes?
- Homer Simpson: Shirt, socks, everything you need.
- Bart Simpson: You didn't bring my pants!
- Homer Simpson: Who am I, Tommy Bahama?
- Bart Simpson: Oh, this is the worst day of my life.
- Homer Simpson: The worst day of your life so far.” - From the animation: The Simpsons
“- Bart Simpson: I'm done working. Working is for chumps.
- Homer Simpson: Son, I'm proud of you. I was twice your age before I figured that out.” - From the movie: Super Mario Bros.
“A long long time ago, the Earth was ruled by dinosaurs. They were big, so not a lot of people went around hassling 'em. Actually, no people went around hassling 'em 'cause there weren't any people yet.”
- From the animation: The Simpsons
- From the animation: The Simpsons Movie
“We have a great life here in Alaska, and we're never going back to America again!”
- From the movie: Super Mario Bros.
“A giant meteorite struck the Earth. Goodbye dinosaurs! But what if the dinosaurs weren't all destroyed? What if the impact of that meteor created a parallel dimension where the dinosaurs continued to thrive and evolve into intelligent, vicious, and aggressive beings... just like us? And hey, what if they found a way back?”
- From the animation: The Simpsons Movie
“- Homer Simpson: Okay, son. You have only one chance to throw that bomb through the hole.
- Bart Simpson: Dad, in case I don't make it, I'm sorry I said I wish you weren't my dad.
- Homer Simpson: I don't blame you, son. I've never been that good of a father. Maybe it all starts with the way my father raised me. Yes, it's all clear to me. It's...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the animation: The Simpsons Movie
“- Marge Simpson: Homer, you have to go out there, face that mob, and apologize for what you did.
- Homer Simpson: I would, but I'm afraid if I open the door, they'll take all of you!
- Carl: No we won't. We just want Homer!
- Homer Simpson: Well, maybe not you, but they'll kill Grandpa!
- Grampa: I'm part of the mob!” - From the animation: The Simpsons
“Just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.”
- From the animation: The Simpsons
“- Bart Simpson: Tell us a story, Grampa, you've led an interesting life.
- Grampa: That's a lie and you know it! But I have seen a lot of movies...” - From the animation: The Simpsons
“- Homer Simpson: [blundering into a movie's casting session] Hello, can I have change for a dollar? Also, can I have a dollar?
- Comic Book Guy: You. Are. Acceptable!
- Homer Simpson: Great, would you like to see me naked?
- Hollywood Casting Lady: Oh, there's no nudity in this movie.
- Homer Simpson: What movie?” - From the animation: The Simpsons
- From the animation: The Simpsons
- From the movie: The Return of Jafar
“- Blue Genie: Just let your conscience be your guide.
- Iago: Conscience? Never had one! Never.” - From the animation: The Simpsons
- From the animation: The Simpsons
- From the animation: The Simpsons
“- Barney: I'm just saying that when we die, there'll be a planet for the French, a planet for the Germans, and we'll all be a lot happier!
- Lisa Simpson: Mr Gumble, you're upsetting me!
- Barney: No I'm not!” - From the movie: The Return of Jafar
“- Aladdin 'Al': You saw the whole world already?
- Blue Genie: It's A Small World after all. But Agrahbah has something that no other place in the world has: you, guys!”
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