Danny Glover movie quotes

“- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Happy birthday for yesterday. I mean that, sincerely, happy birthday, man.
- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Thanks.
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Maybe we'll stay alive long enough for me to buy you a present.”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Hey, Riggs, you really like my wife's cookin'?
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Nope, I'll see you tomorrow.”
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Lt. Colonel Iceal Hambleton: Bird Dog, I killed a man today. He wasn't even a soldier; he just kept coming. I couldn't stop him. I didn't want to do it. I never had to do anything like that before in my life.
- Captain Bartholomew Clark: Listen here, Bat 21. I never met you, but you don't sound like a killer to me. I'm sure you couldn't stop...” (continue)(continue reading)
Gene Hackman - Lt. Colonel Iceal Hambleton
Danny Glover - Captain Bartholomew Clark

“- Joe Waters: What's wrong with us anyway, Gus? We work hard. We got great families and kids and beautiful wives. We work hard. We go to church. All we like to do is go fish. We don't bother nobody.
- Gus Green: Yeah, we're lucky, Joe.
- Joe Waters: Why does everything got to go wrong around us?”
Joe Pesci - Joe Waters
Danny Glover - Gus Green

- Roger Murtaugh: A-F-T. Aft.
- Leo Getz: That's a fucking word?
- Roger Murtaugh: In the back of the cabin on the right side, Leo.
- Leo Getz: Why didn't you say that in the first place? I love these people. Put them around boats and water and all of the sudden everything becomes fucking nautical. "Astern. Avast you landlubbers. Man the bilge... (continue)(continue reading)

Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Joe Pesci - Leo Getz

“- Gus Green: Joe, what are the odds of you getting hit by lightning again?
- Joe Waters: Hey, Gus, what were the odds the first time I got hit? And what were the odds the second time I got hit?”
Danny Glover - Gus Green
Joe Pesci - Joe Waters

- Cmdr. Frank 'Dooke' Camparelli: Movie officer, what's the film tonight?
- Pilot: "They Shoot Horses, Don't They?”, Sir!
- Cmdr. Frank 'Dooke' Camparelli: Any skin?
- Pilot: No Sir.
- Cmdr. Frank 'Dooke' Camparelli: Cancel it!
Danny Glover - Cmdr. Frank 'Dooke' Camparelli

“- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): You know what?
- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): What?
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Well, I think your daughter kinda likes me.
- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): If you touch her, I'll kill you.
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): You'll try.”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“- Detective David Tapp: At least we'll have the cover of darkness.
- Detective Steven Sing: So will anybody else.”
Danny Glover - Detective David Tapp
Ken Leung - Detective Steven Sing

“- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): What did he mean when he said you owed him?
- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): We served together in '65. Ia Drang Valley. Saved my life. Took a bayonet in the lungs.
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): That was nice of him.”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): You want me to drive?
- Roger Murtaugh: No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? I'll drive.
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Anybody who drives around in this town is suicidal.”

Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“- Martin Riggs: After all the shit we've been through, don't you get it? Don't you get it? When you retire, you're not just retiring you, you're retiring us. You're retiring us.
- Roger Murtaugh: That's not my problem. That's not my problem!
- Martin Riggs: You're the only family I've got! I've got three beautiful kids, I love them, they're...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“- George Knox: You're a jack-ass!
- Norton: No, I'm a pitcher.
- Whitt Bass: Well, you're a pitcher and a jack-ass.
- Jose Martinez: Sì, it's very common.”
Danny Glover - George Knox
Mark Cole - Norton
Neal McDonough - Whitt Bass
Israel Juarbe - Jose Martinez

“You can't beat the clock.”

Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill?
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Well, I haven't killed you yet.”
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Martin Riggs: I'll draw his fire and you run for cover.
- Roger Murtaugh: No. I'll draw his fire and you run for cover.
- Martin Riggs: What are you, out of your mind? You got a wife, kids. I got a lot less to lose than you.”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“Let's get the basic relationship down... I'm the lifeguard, you're the drowning man. If you relax, I can bring you to shore. If you fight me, then I'll have to slap you around.”

Danny Glover - Captain Bartholomew Clark

“- Martin Riggs: What I wouldn't give for a siren right now!
- Roger Murtaugh: Aawwwww!”

Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“- Gus Green: Joe, do me a favor.
- Joe Waters: Yeah, Gus, I'd do anything for you. You know that.
- Gus Green: I know that. Stop smoking. I want you to stop smoking. For me, your wife, your family, everybody. We love you, man.”
Danny Glover - Gus Green
Joe Pesci - Joe Waters

“These are thousand dollar bills! Man, with what I'm holding in my hand, I could put all my kids through college.”
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“- Royal Tenenbaum: I've always been considered an asshole for about as long as I can remember. That's just my style. But I'd really feel blue if I didn't think you were going to forgive me.
- Henry Sherman: I don't think you're an asshole, Royal. I just think you're kind of a son of a bitch.
- Royal Tenenbaum: Well, I really appreciate that.”
Gene Hackman - Royal Tenenbaum
Danny Glover - Henry Sherman

“- Roger Murtaugh: Seven days to retirement, I'm busted down to patrolman.
- Martin Riggs: I should have cut the red wire.
- Roger Murtaugh: You did cut the red wire.
- Martin Riggs: No, I didn't, I cut the blue wire.
- Roger Murtaugh: That's what I meant. We should have waited for the bomb squad!”
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): The guy who shot me! The same albino jackrabbit son of a bitch who did Hunsacker.
- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): You sure?
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Yeah, I'm sure man. I never forget an asshole.”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“- Benny 'Uncle Benny' Chan: I'm sleeping with my wife's two sisters.
- Roger Murtaugh: You lucky sonofabitch.
- Martin Riggs: Good for you, Uncle Benny.
- Benny 'Uncle Benny' Chan: Not so good when my wife finds out.”

Kim Chan - Benny 'Uncle Benny' Chan
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Martin Riggs: Look, that kid was a killer, alright? That wasn't a Tinker Toy in his hand, that was a machine pistol with twin carbies and all the trimmings, man! He would've drilled you, me, anybody that came along, alright? You had no choice.
- Roger Murtaugh: Oh no, it didn't happen to you, Riggs, it happened to me! It happened to me! I...” (continue)(continue reading)

Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh