David Warner movie quotes

“- Evil: When I have the map, I will be free, and the world will be different, because I have understanding.
- Robert: Uh, understanding of what, Master?
- Evil: Digital watches. And soon I shall have understanding of video cassette recorders and car telephones. And when I have understanding of them, I shall have understanding of computers. And...” (continue)(continue reading)
David Warner - Evil
Derek Deadman - Robert

- Shredder: Babies! They're babies!
- Professor Jordan Perry: What did you expect? They'd come out quoting "Macbeth"?
- Shredder: They are stupid!
- Professor Jordan Perry: Well, they're not stupid, they're infants.
François Chau - Shredder
David Warner - Professor Jordon Perry

- Baydool: Not "master", Tee. You're free now, you're no longer a slave, remember?
- Tee: My mother taught me. Those with whom we have met, those with great wisdom and dignity, we should call "master".
David Warner - Baydool
Corbin Allred - Tee

“You are a very troublesome little fellow. I think I should teach you one of my special lessons? What do you think, Robert? Benson? What would look nice? Half-warthog? Half-donkey? Half-oyster? Half-carrot?”
David Warner - Evil

“- Evil: Oh, Benson... Dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.
- Benson: Oh, you say such nice things, Master.
- Evil: Yes I know, I'm sorry!”
David Warner - Evil
Jerold Wells - Benson

“I know that some actors take acting terribly seriously.”
David Warner

“I don't think I could be happy as an actor if there was a tyrant on the set.”
David Warner

“If people are given quality stuff to watch, they'll watch it.”
David Warner

“Ninety years ago I was a freak. Today I'm an amateur.”
David Warner - Stevenson

“Sometimes the best place to hide is right out in public.”
David Warner - Professor Jordon Perry

“We don't belong here? On the contrary, Herbert. I belong here completely and utterly. I'm home.”
David Warner - Stevenson

“It's catching isn't it, violence.”
David Warner - Stevenson

“You are, quite literally, the last person on Earth that I expected to see.”

David Warner - Stevenson

- Ed Dillinger: The MCP is the most efficient way of handling what we do! I can't sit here and worry about every little user request that comes in!
- Dr. Walter Gibbs: User requests are what computers are for!
- Ed Dillinger: "Doing our business" is what computers are for.
David Warner - Ed Dillinger
Barnard Hughes - Dr. Walter Gibbs

“My mother was rather an atrocious woman in her way, but her many failings did not include raising mentally deficient sons.”
David Warner - Stevenson

“- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: The only time we doctors should accept death is when it's caused by our own incompetence.
- Dr. Necessiter: Nonsense. If the murder of twelve innocent people can help save one human life, it will have been worth it.”
Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr
David Warner - Dr. Alfred Necessiter

“- Ed Dillinger: ENCOM isn't the business you started in your garage anymore. We're building accounts in thirty different countries. New defense systems. We have one of the most sophisticated pieces of equipment in existence.
- Dr. Walter Gibbs: Oh, I know all that. Sometimes I wish I were back in that garage.
- Ed Dillinger: That can be arranged...” (continue)(continue reading)
David Warner - Ed Dillinger
Barnard Hughes - Dr. Walter Gibbs

“- Ed Dillinger: We've had to shut down all Group 7 personnel, just briefly security. Someone with that access has been tampering.
- Alan Bradley: I hope you don't think it's me. I don't even balance my checkbook on downtime. I have an abacus at home for that.”
David Warner - Ed Dillinger
Bruce Boxleitner - Alan Bradley

“- Grigori Rasputin: You'll always fail because your soul is dead.
- Dr. Botkin: I have performed many autopsies in my time, but I've never located a soul.
- Grigori Rasputin: How many memories or emotions have you found?”
Alan Rickman - Grigori Rasputin
David Warner - Dr. Botkin

“Seeing is believing.”
David Warner - Father

“- Sark: There's nothing special about you. You're just an ordinary program.
- Kevin Flynn: So are you, one that should have been erased.”

David Warner - Sark
Jeff Bridges - Kevin Flynn

“The operations seems to be a success. But the doctor died.”
David Warner - Dr. Alfred Necessiter

“- Dr. Necessiter: As you know, my research has advanced to a point where I can put her mind into the body of a gorilla.
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: I couldn't fuck a gorilla.”

David Warner - Dr. Alfred Necessiter
Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr

“Last night I woke up in a cold sweat, I dreamt I was being chased by a giantbanana.”
David Warner - Peter O'Neill

“- Evil: What sort of Supreme Being created such riffraff? Is this not the workings of a complete incompetent?
- Baxi Brazilia III: But He created you, Evil One.
- Evil: What did you say?
- Baxi Brazilia III: Well He created you, so He can't be entirely...
- Evil: Never talk to me like that again! No one created me! I am Evil. Evil existed long...” (continue)(continue reading)
David Warner - Evil
Martin Carroll - Baxi Brazilia III