Demi Moore movie quotes

- C.O. Salem: What I resent, is your perfume, however subtle, interfering with the scent of my fine three-dollar-and-seventy-nine-cent cigar, which I will put out this instant if the phallic nature of it happens to offend your goddamn fragile sensibilities! Does it?
- Jordan O'Neil: No, sir.
- C.O. Salem: "No, sir" what?
- Jordan O'Neil: The... (continue)(continue reading)
Scott Wilson - C.O. Salem
Demi Moore - Jordan O'Neill

“- Joan: Deborah, you work in advertising... a civilized business. I on the other hand work with monsters.
- Debbie: You're talking about 5-year-olds!
- Joan: Right! and my job is to break their spirit. That is what kindergarten is all about. The Germans invented it, think about it.”
Elizabeth Perkins - Joan
Demi Moore - Debbie

“- Debbie: You're the best.
- Danny: I bet you say that to all your guys.
- Debbie: Yep, and they believe it.”
Demi Moore - Debbie
Rob Lowe - Danny

“- Sam Wheat: I love you, Molly. I've always loved you.
- Molly Jensen: Ditto.”
Patrick Swayze - Sam Wheat
Demi Moore - Molly Jensen

“- Sarah Robertson: At the time, it didn't seem like there was much of a choice.
- Eric Dale: It never does.”
Demi Moore - Sarah Robertson
Stanley Tucci - Eric Dale

“Destiny has a way of just working itself out.”
Demi Moore - Marina Lemke

“- Bernie: Was that the chick from last night?
- Danny: Yeah, I picked up the phone and she was already on the line.
- Bernie: Yeah, right. Pull this leg and it plays jingle bells.”
Jim Belushi - Bernie
Demi Moore - Debbie

“- Karen: What? What? What? What the hell are you doing with that gun?!
- John: I told you to wait, Karen! Where the hell were you?
- Karen: I was hungry - I went to get some Tofutti!
- John: Tofutti?!”
Demi Moore - Karen Simmons
Emilio Estevez - John Wisdom

“- Oafish Guard: All right, gypsy, where'd you get that money?
- Esmeralda: For your information, I earned it.
- Oafish Guard: Gypsies don't earn money.
- Brutish Guard: They steal it.”
Bill Fagerbakke - Oafish Guard
Demi Moore - Esmeralda
Corey Burton - Brutish Guard

“- Debbie: That 2nd baseman's got a really nice ass.
- Joan: I refuse to go out with a man whose ass is smaller than mine.”
Demi Moore - Debbie
Elizabeth Perkins - Joan

“- Congressman David Dilbeck: You don't know how much I love you. I even sent my man Erb to collect your lint!
- Erin Grant: My lint?
- Congressman David Dilbeck: Fresh, hot lint!
- Erin Grant: And what did you do with that fresh, hot lint?
- Congressman David Dilbeck: Well, I'm afraid I made love to it.”
Burt Reynolds - Congressman David Dilbeck
Demi Moore - Erin Grant

“- Phoebus: Why is it, whenever we meet, I end up bleeding?
- Esmeralda: You're lucky. That arrow almost pierced your heart.
- Phoebus: I'm not so sure it didn't.”
Kevin Kline - Phoebus
Demi Moore - Esmeralda

“- Erin Grant: If I come back tomorrow, can we talk more about my case?
- Congressman David Dilbeck: We can talk about anything you want, as long as you're naked.”
Demi Moore - Erin Grant
Burt Reynolds - Congressman David Dilbeck

“Love is waiting for you behind a friendly face.”
Demi Moore - Marina Lemke

“- Diane Lightson: Does he treat all traffic violators this graciously?
- Dennis: Only ones he takes a special interest in, like bankers.”

Demi Moore - Diane Lightson
John Candy - Dennis

“Love is the leap that won't be denied.”
Demi Moore - Marina Lemke

“Thomas Wolfe once said you can't go home again. Well, that's great for old Tom. But he wasn't a chick who made a pact with her friends when she was twelve to get together whenever any one of them needed each other. So here I am driving back to my childhood home in Indiana a place I can tell you I never wanted to see again.
I guess a promise is a...” (continue)(continue reading)
Demi Moore - Samantha

“It's about time that people forget that image of strip clubs as seedy places... Rather, today's clubs are capital-intensive female-empowerment zones...”
Demi Moore

“- Dr. Alex Tremor: Can't you see how dangerous you are?
- Marina Lemke: You say that listening to your heart and trusting what you feel, is that what you're calling dangerous?”
Jeff Daniels - Dr. Alex Tremor
Demi Moore - Marina Lemke

“You don't know what love is. You've gotten everything you have always wanted and now you're feeling sorry for yourself because there's something you want and you can't have it. But you had it! I gave you love. But you asked me to leave and I left.”
Demi Moore - Debbie

“- David Bannon: So much misery, man against man. They kill each other. They have no faith. I used to think the world would change. But it hasn't.
- Abby Quinn: No, I guess it hasn't.”
Jürgen Prochnow - David Bannon
Demi Moore - Abby Quinn

“- Roberta: I think you'll make a great mum Chrissy, a little overbearing and rigid, but by the grace of God the kid will come out relativity unharmed, if not there's always therapy.
- Samantha: This whole baby thing baffles me, I mean you have it, you raise it, you inevitably screw it up, it resents you, feels guilty for resenting you and then...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rosie O'Donnell - Roberta
Demi Moore - Samantha

“- John Gage: That's naive, Diana. I buy people every day.
- Diana Murphy: In business, maybe, but you can't buy people not when real emotions are involved.
- John Gage: So you're saying you can't buy love? That's a bit of a cliché don't you think?
- Diana Murphy: It's absolutely true.”

Robert Redford - John Gage
Demi Moore - Diana Murphy

“You know, you don't know zip about love or life, Doctor. I don't need you strewing your learning all over me.”
Demi Moore - Marina Lemke

“- Capt. West: Commander Galloway, why don't you get yourself a cup of coffee.
- Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway: Thank you, sir, I'm fine.
- Capt. West: [iritated because she didn't understand his intention] Commander, I'd like you to leave the room so we can talk about you behind your back.
- Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway: Certainly, sir.”
John M. Jackson - Capt. West
Demi Moore - Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway