Dennis Farina movie quotes

“- Cousin Avi: I don't like leaving my own country, Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less then warm sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats.
- Doug the Head: We've got sandy beaches.
- Cousin Avi: So? Who the fuck wants to see 'em?”

Dennis Farina - Cousin Avi
Mike Reid - Doug the Head

“- Will Graham: This started from an abused kid, a battered infant. There's something terrible about...
- Jack Crawford: What are you, sympathizing with this guy?
- Will Graham: Absolutely. My heart bleeds for him, as a child. Someone took a kid and manufactured a monster. At the same time, as an adult, he's irredeemable.”

William Petersen - Will Graham
Dennis Farina - Jack Crawford

“- Bullet-Tooth Tony: A bookie's got blagged last night.
- Cousin Avi: Blagged? Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the fucking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.”

Vinnie Jones - Bullet-Tooth Tony
Dennis Farina - Cousin Avi

This schmuck is gambling? You're talking about Franky "I've got a problem with gambling" fucking Four Fingers Doug.
Dennis Farina - Cousin Avi

“- Avi's Colleague: London?
- Cousin Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... London.”
Eric Meyers - Avi's Colleague
Dennis Farina - Cousin Avi

- Cousin Avi: Look in the dog.
- Bullet-Tooth Tony: What do you mean "look in the dog"?
- Cousin Avi: I mean open him up.
- Bullet-Tooth Tony: It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?

Dennis Farina - Cousin Avi
Vinnie Jones - Bullet-Tooth Tony

“I think all actors are supposed to be character actors.”
Dennis Farina

“Let me explain something to you. Momo is dead. Which means that everything he had now belongs to Jimmy Cap, including you. Which also means, that when I speak, I speak for Jimmy. E.g., from now on, you start showing me the proper fucking respect.”

Dennis Farina - Ray "Bones" Barboni

“Miami sucks. But the cops are kind of nice.”
Dennis Farina - Henry Desalvo

“- Bullet-Tooth Tony: Do you want to shoot him?
- Cousin Avi: That's a little noisy, isn't it?
- Bullet-Tooth Tony: Well, do you want to stab him?
- Cousin Avi: Well, that's a little cold-blooded, isn't it?
- Bullet-Tooth Tony: Do you want to kill him, or not?”
Vinnie Jones - Bullet-Tooth Tony
Dennis Farina - Cousin Avi

“- Henry Desalvo: The mosquito is a she.
- Leonard Ferroni: How the hell can you tell that?
- Henry Desalvo: Discovery channel. Only the female mosquito sucks your blood.”
Dennis Farina - Henry Desalvo
Jack Kehler - Leonard Ferroni

- Ray "Bones" Barboni: What three hundred grand?
- Harry Zimm: The three hundred grand a guy named Leo Devoe scammed off an airline. The three hundred grand Chili Palmer now has in his possession. Hello. Are you there?
- Ray "Bones" Barboni: Yeah, I'm here. I just don't like the anonymous crap. It means your either chickenshit or not for real.

Dennis Farina - Ray "Bones" Barboni
Gene Hackman - Harry Zimm

“- Bruce: I hope you realize you've just committed assault.
- Henry Desalvo: I know. There was a time when you actually had to hit somebody.”

Michael McShane - Bruce
Dennis Farina - Henry Desalvo

“I love England and the historical aspect of it.”
Dennis Farina

“I think first impressions are important when you pick up a script.”
Dennis Farina

- Cousin Avi: Should I call you "Bullet"? Tooth?
- Bullet-Tooth Tony: You can call me "Susan" if it makes you happy.
Dennis Farina - Cousin Avi
Vinnie Jones - Bullet-Tooth Tony

“There isn't any rule that says I can't come over here and fart on your entree.”
Dennis Farina - Henry Desalvo

- Ray "Bones" Barboni: What, this Zimm guy asking for some kinda finders fee, that what we're talking about here?
- Harry Zimm: Hey, Zimm doesn't ask for dick. Zimm tells you the way it is... or else.
- Ray "Bones" Barboni: Or else what?
- Harry Zimm: Or else use your fucking imagination!

Dennis Farina - Ray "Bones" Barboni
Gene Hackman - Harry Zimm

“- Will Graham: He dreams about being wanted and desired. So he changes people into beings who want and desire him.
- Jack Crawford: Changes?
- Will Graham: It's a word. Killing and arranging the people to imitate it.”

William Petersen - Will Graham
Dennis Farina - Jack Crawford

“- Chili Palmer: How did you get in here?
- Ray Bones: It was easy. I told 'em I was you, I acted real stupid and they believed me.”

John Travolta - Chili Palmer
Dennis Farina - Ray "Bones" Barboni

“- Henry Desalvo: We have a die-hard situation developing in the kitchen.
- Leonard Ferroni: What's happening?
- Henry Desalvo: Well, either he's going to whack 'em with a rolling pin or bake him a cake.”
Dennis Farina - Henry Desalvo
Jack Kehler - Leonard Ferroni

- Ray "Bones" Barboni: Jimmy, you gotta do something about this guy, and he's got no fucking respect for none of us.
- Jimmy Capp (Ray "Bones" Boss): No, he's got no respect for you!

Dennis Farina - Ray "Bones" Barboni
Alex Rocco - Jimmy Capp (Ray "Bones" Boss)

- Ray "Bones" Barboni: You must be one of those quick-draw artists, the way you've got your gun down on your belt like that.
- Ronnie Wingate: Whatta you got there, a wop 9? Fuckin' Fiat of guns, always jammin' on you at the wrong time.

Dennis Farina - Ray "Bones" Barboni
Jon Gries - Ronnie Wingate

“- Det. Nick Detillo: There's an old Italian saying: Never scald your tongue on another man's soup.
- Tom Hardy: Yeah? There's an old Irish saying: Don't listen to old Italian sayings.”
Dennis Farina - Capt. Nick Detillo
Bruce Willis - Det. Tom Hardy

“- Bruce: There's no rule against smoking here.
- Henry Desalvo: This isn't about rules, it's about manners.”
Michael McShane - Bruce
Dennis Farina - Henry Desalvo