Dennis Miller movie quotes

“- Dr. Alan Champion: I figured you'd be hungry, so I stopped on the way over. I got your favorite, Chinese.
- Angela: Um, it's your favorite. I never really cared for it, remember?
- Dr. Alan Champion: Ah, it's immaterial, I knew it was somebody's favorite.”
Dennis Miller - Dr. Alan Champion
Sandra Bullock - Angela

“Angela Bennett-Do you trust him?
Dr. Alan Champion-Sure, I trust him. I used to hold his head over the toilet at frat parties.”
Sandra Bullock - Angela Bennett
Dennis Miller - Dr. Alan Champion

“- Katherine: A whorehouse?
- Rafe: A house inhabited by whores.”
Erika Eleniak - Katherine Verdoux
Dennis Miller - Rafe Guttman

“I've been married for twenty five years to the same wonderful, infuriating woman. And granted there are days when I want to light her on fire but I don't, because I love her. And that would be illegal. And you know something, and I might be old fashioned but when I said those vows, I meant them.”
Dennis Miller - Judge Whopper

“- Noonan: It's about fucking time!
- Rafe: I've gone to hell and it's worse than I thought? Noonan, where am I?”

Eric Keenleyside - Noonan
Dennis Miller - Rafe Guttman

“- Angela: Do you trust him?
- Dr. Alan Champion: Sure, I trust him. I used to hold his head over the toilet at frat parties.”

Sandra Bullock - Angela
Dennis Miller - Dr. Alan Champion

“- Dr. Sarah Taylor: You just don't give up, do you?
- Cliff Raddison: I'm Sisyphus with a hard-on.”
Rebecca De Mornay - Dr. Sarah Taylor
Dennis Miller - Cliff Raddison

“You know, what's frightening me is, I'm starting to think that you're not delusional.”

Dennis Miller - Dr. Alan Champion

“You're reminding me why being married to you drove me to the brink of homosexuality.”
Dennis Miller - Rafe Guttman

“I'd rather crazy glue my dick to the bullet train than fuck you.”

Dennis Miller - Rafe Guttman

“I'm not going to tell you those aren't the Breasts of the Century, but I'm just not digging the owner, so why don't you put those away? You're just not my type.”

Dennis Miller - Rafe Guttman

“- McCutheon: I'm afraid the wake is closed tonight. Come back tomorrow.
- Rafe Guttman: I, uh... really must pay my respects right now.
- McCutheon: Then I suggest you come back tomorrow.
- Rafe Guttman: Maybe you don't understand me. I'm feeling excruciatingly sad.”

Aubrey Morris - McCutcheon
Dennis Miller - Rafe Guttman

“Tommy, you've seen more ass than a rental car, my friend.”
Dennis Miller - Mark Lewyn

“- Don Cherry: Well, who is she?
- Mark Lewyn: Let me guess: she's attractive.
- Mary Anne Hunter: What does that have to do with anything?
- Mark Lewyn: Great rack, nipples like pencil erasers?”

Nicholas Sadler - Don Cherry
Dennis Miller - Mark Lewyn
Suzie Plakson - Mary Anne Hunter