Desmond Llewelyn movie quotes

“- Q: Stun gas! Effective range, about five feet. Disorientates any normal person for about 30 seconds.
- James Bond: You don't find too many normal people in this business, Q.”
Desmond Llewelyn - Q
Timothy Dalton - James Bond

“- Q: We packed the finder with a highly concentrated plastic explosive. Sufficient to remove a door of any safe. Its magnetic. The actuating signal is personalized.
- James Bond: What's my code?
- Q: Most appropriate: A wolf whistle.”
Desmond Llewelyn - Q
Timothy Dalton - James Bond

“As long as the producers want me and the Almighty doesn't.”

Desmond Llewelyn

“What is so brilliant about the gadgets is their simplicity.”
Desmond Llewelyn

“What you see on the screen is something that you don't have in this world today. You can just sit back and enjoy it.”
Desmond Llewelyn

“- James Bond: Just taking the Aston Martin out for a quick spin, Q.
- Q: Be careful, 007. Its just had a new coat of paint!”
Timothy Dalton - James Bond
Desmond Llewelyn - Q

“- Q: Pay attention, 007. I've always tried to teach you two things. First, never let them see you bleed.
- James Bond: And the second?
- Q: Always have an escape plan.”
Desmond Llewelyn - Q
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“- James Bond: I trust you can handle this contraption, Q?
- Q: It goes by hot air.
- James Bond: Oh, then you can.”

Sir Roger Moore - James Bond
Desmond Llewelyn - Q

“- Vijay: Is he still there?
- Q: You must be joking! 007 on an island populated exclusively by women? We won't see him till dawn!”
Vijay Amritraj - Vijay
Desmond Llewelyn - Q

“Everything for a man on holiday. Explosive alarm clock - guaranteed never to wake up anyone who uses it. Dentonite toothpaste - to be used sparingly, the latest in plastic explosive.”

Desmond Llewelyn - Q

“Field operatives must often use every means that their disposal to achieve their objectives.”
Desmond Llewelyn - Q

Something we're making for the Americans. It's called a "Ghetto Blaster".

Desmond Llewelyn - Q

“- Sir Frederick Gray: My God, what's Bond doing?
- Q: I think he's attempting re-entry, sir.”
Geoffrey Keen - Sir Frederick Gray
Desmond Llewelyn - Q

“- Q: Right. Now pay attention 007. First, your new car. BMW Agile 54 with gears. All points radar. Self destruct system. And, naturally, all the usual refinements. Now, this I'm particularly proud of - behind the headlights, stinger missiles!
- James Bond: Excellent, just the thing for unwinding after a rough day at the office.
- Q: Need I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Desmond Llewelyn - Q
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“- R: I think...
- Q: You're not here to think. You're here to do what I tell you.”
John Marwood Cleese - R
Desmond Llewelyn - Q

“- Q: Right. Now pay attention, 007. I want you to take great care of this equipment. There are one or two rather special accessories...
- James Bond: Q, have I ever let you down?
- Q: Frequently.”
Desmond Llewelyn - Q
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond

“- James Bond: I suppose we all have to pay the piper sometime. Right, Q?
- Q: Oh, pipe down, 007!
- James Bond: Was it something I said?
- Q: No, something you destroyed. My fishing boat! For my retirement, away from you!”
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond
Desmond Llewelyn - Q

“- James Bond: This is no place for you, Q. Go home.
- Q: Oh, don't be an idiot, 007. I know exactly what you're up to, and quite frankly, you're going to need my help. Remember, if it hadn't been for Q Branch, you'd have been dead long ago.”
Timothy Dalton - James Bond
Desmond Llewelyn - Q