Dexter Fletcher movie quotes

“Well, that's crap. Who's ever got time to act natural with a girl?”
Dexter Fletcher - Charles Highway

“The best first impressions are the ones that are misleading. I mean, you can be whoever you want and whoever they want you to be.”
Dexter Fletcher - Charles Highway

“- Charles Highway: I can never get these damn things on.
- Rachel Noyce: Well, it helps if you don't undo it first.”

Dexter Fletcher - Charles Highway
Ione Skye - Rachel Noyce

“I always devise a background so that it makes what your character goes through logical and keeps up the continuity.”
Dexter Fletcher

“She's the best influence on me. She's my hero and my best friend.”

Dexter Fletcher

“I left school with no qualifications but I was doing theatre and film work and thought that was the best thing.”
Dexter Fletcher

“- Soap: You mean to tell me that the only thing connecting us with the murders is in the back of your car which is parked outside?
- Tom: They cost me 700 quid. I'm not just going to throw them away. They're hardly likely to trace 'em back to us, now are they?
- Soap: You really think it's worth taking the risk for 700 pounds? Tom, you're a dick.”
Dexter Fletcher - Soap
Jason Flemyng - Tom

“- Soap: Little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're...” (continue)(continue reading)
Dexter Fletcher - Soap
Jason Flemyng - Tom
Daniel Greenberg - Bacon

“- Soap: I'd take a pain in the arse for half a million quid.
- Tom: You'd take a pain in the arse for air miles.
- Soap: Tom, the fatter you get, the sadder you get.
- Eddy: Will you two stop flirting for a minute?”
Dexter Fletcher - Soap
Jason Flemyng - Tom
Nick Moran - Eddy

- Ken Webb: Have a lot of you guys been injured?
- John W. Martin: It's called "wounded", Peanut. "Injured" is when you fall out of a tree or something.
Dexter Fletcher - John W. Martin

“Now, I'm surprisingly ineffective on the telephone so I find there are four basic requirements I need on making the first call. Number 1: visual stimulants. Number 2: other stimulants. Number 3: mood music. And, most importantly, number 4: a tight and effective working script.”
Dexter Fletcher - Charles Highway

“You spend 15-20 minutes trying not to come and then when you do, you have to give a pretty credible performance.”
Dexter Fletcher - Charles Highway

“- John W. Martin: Hey, Frank... you keep cleaning those teeth, the Germans are going to see you from a mile away.
- Frank J. Perconte: That's right Pee Wee, you keep laughin'!”
Dexter Fletcher - John W. Martin
James Madio - Frank J. Perconte

“- Eddy: They're armed.
- Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
- Eddy: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!”
Nick Moran - Eddy
Dexter Fletcher - Soap

“Back where I come from, any experience with something with only two feet, uhm, was considered a plus... but down here in London... it's all about something else. Getting a girl can be like... waging a full-scale campaign.”
Dexter Fletcher - Charles Highway

“If there's one thing that mothers don't want to see in you it's whatever it is that their daughters do.”
Dexter Fletcher - Charles Highway

“- Charles Highway: I notice you don't have a drink.
- Rachel Noyce: Are you giving this party?
- Charles Highway: Certainly not. Parties of this kind are not given, they're received.”
Dexter Fletcher - Charles Highway
Ione Skye - Rachel Noyce