Dick Miller movie quotes

“- Terminator: The 12-gauge auto-loader.
- Pawn Shop Clerk: That's Italian. You can go pump or auto.
- Terminator: The .45 long slide, with laser sighting.
- Pawn Shop Clerk: These are brand new; we just got them in. That's a good gun. Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bullet to go. You can't...” (continue)(continue reading)

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Terminator
Dick Miller - Pawn Shop Clerk

“We get 'em all: sun-worshippers, moon-worshippers, Satanists. The Manson family used to hang around and shoplift. Bunch of deadbeats!”

Dick Miller - Walter Paisley - Bookstore Owner

- Uncle Willy: Boy, listen to that thunder! God's doing some serious thinkin' tonight. I bet he's saying, "On second thought, maybe I shoulda given it all to the monkeys".
- Brayker: Maybe it's not too late.
Dick Miller - Uncle Willy
William Sadler - Brayker

“- Chris Halloran: You believe in this?
- Walter Paisley - Bookstore Owner: What am I, an idiot? I'm makin' a buck here. You want books, I got books. I got chicken blood, I got dog embryos, I got black candles, I got wolf-bane. Look at this: silver bullets. Some joker ordered them. Thirty-ought-six. Never picked 'em up. I take Bank AmeriCard,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Dennis Dugan - Chris Halloran
Dick Miller - Walter Paisley - Bookstore Owner

“Goddamn foreign TV. I told you we should've got a Zenith.”
Dick Miller - Murray Futterman

“- Mr. Lucky: I tell you what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna pass my lucky streak on to you.
- Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: A two dollar bill?
- Mr. Lucky: Hey, that's what I started with.”
Dick Miller - Mr. Lucky
Mark Hamill - Kenneth W. Dantley Jr.

“- Garbageman: The question here is garbage. Who picks up this mess?
- Mr. Rumsfield: Who picks up this mess? Well you're going to pick up the mess, because you are a garbage man.
- Garbageman: I pick up garbage from cans, not from the street!”
Dick Miller - Garbageman
Bruce Dern - Mark Rumsfield

“Silver bullets or fire, that's the only way to get rid of the damn things. They're worse than cockroaches.”

Dick Miller - Walter Paisley - Bookstore Owner

“Goddamn foreign cars.”
Dick Miller - Murray Futterman

“- Alan Abernathy: My suggestion was torch the place.
- Joe: Not a good idea. Arson forensics nowadays is very sophisticated.”
Gregory Smith - Alan Abernathy
Dick Miller - Joe