Dick Shawn movie quotes

“I think of my relationship with any audience as a love affair. It lasts only a little while but I always look forward to a happy ending. For both of us.”
Dick Shawn

“- Rob: This is the Governor's wife!
- Deke Halliday: You mean she's not the hooker?
- Baxter: I told you not to wear those heels, darling.”
Dennis Dugan - Rob
Dick Shawn - Deke Halliday
Sir Michael Caine - Baxter

“- Lt. Ferguson: You know, we can't go in there without a warrant.
- Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: If we don't, her immortal soul will be lost forever!
- Lt. Ferguson: If we do, I'll lose my pension.”
Dick Shawn - Lt. Ferguson
Richard Benjamin - Dr. Jeffery Rosenberg

“- Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: My name is Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg, and I want to talk to you about a man who sucks the blood out of people.
- Lt. Ferguson: A loan shark? What's 's name.”
Dick Shawn - Dr. Jeffery Rosenberg
Dick Shawn - Lt. Ferguson

“- Stan Starkey: What have you done to my wrinkled suit?
- Jessie Montgomery: I pressed it.
- Stan Starkey: I know, but you're not supposed to press it! It's a wrinkled suit! I bought it wrinkled! It's a Giorgio Armani wrinkle! Wrinkles are in! It's the 80's, kiddo. Wake up! I can't believe this! My Giorgio Armani, pressed!”

Dick Shawn - Stan Starkey
Ally Sheedy - Jessie Montgomery