Dick Van Dyke movie quotes
Dick Van Dyke movie quotes, phrases and lines
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“I found out retirement means playing golf, or I don't know what the hell it means. But to me, retirement means doing what you have fun doing.”
- From the movie: Mary Poppins
“- Bert: Let's sit down. You know, begging your pardon, but the one my heart goes out to is your father. There he is, in that cold heartless bank day after day, hammed in by mounds of cold heartless money. I don't like to see any living thing caged up.
- Jane: Father in a cage?
- Bert: They makes cages of all sizes and shapes, you know....” (continue)(continue reading) “Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.”
“I'm not a loner. I have to have a life partner.”
“I've made peace with insecurity... because there is no security of any kind.”
“Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.”
- From the movie: Mary Poppins
“- Bert: It's true that Mavis and Sybil have ways that are winning, and Prudence and Gwendolyn set your heart spinning! Phoebe's delightful, Maude is disarming...
- Penguins: Janice, Felicia, Lydia...
- Bert: ...charming! Cynthia's dashing, Vivian's sweet! Stephanie's smashing, Priscilla's a treat.
- Penguins: Veronica, Millicent, Agnes, and...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Mary Poppins
“- Bert: All right, I'll do it myself!
- Mary Poppins: Do what?
- Bert: Bit o' magic!
- Michael: A bit of magic?
- Bert: It's easy! Let's see... You think [he, Jane, and Michael do so], you wink [they do it], you do a double blink [they do it], you close your eyes... and jump [they jump onto the drawing but nothing happens]
- Jane: Is something...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Mary Poppins
“- Bert: Bert'll take care of you, just like I was your own father. Now who's after you?
- Jane: Father is.
- Bert: What!?” - From the movie: Mary Poppins
- Bert: Uncle Albert, I got a jolly joke I saved for just such an occasion. Would you like to hear it?
- Uncle Albert: [sobbing] I'd be so grateful.
- Bert: Well it's about me granddad, see, and one night he has a nightmare. He was so scared, he chewed his pillow to bits. Bits. In the morning, I says, "How you feel, Granddad?" He says, "Oh, not... (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Mary Poppins
- Mary Poppins: You know, you can say it backwards, which is "docious-ali-expi-istic-fragil-cali-rupus" - but that's going a bit too far, don't you think?
- Bert: Indubitably! - From the movie: Mary Poppins
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