Don Rickles quotes
- From the animation: Toy Story 2
“Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people.”
“My humor is an attitude.”
“Some people call me a legend and the last of the greats, and I appreciate it.”
- From the animation: Toy Story 2
- Buzz Lightyear: Woody you're in danger here, we need to leave now.
- Rex the Green Dinosaur: Al's selling you to a toy museum, in Japan.
- Woody: I know! It's okay, Buzz. I actually wanna go.
- Mr. Potato Head: What? Are you crazy?
- Woody: Look, the thing is, I'm this rare "Sheriff Woody" doll, and these guys, are my round-up gang. - From the movie: Quest for Camelot
- From the movie: Quest for Camelot
“- Devon: When we get to Camelot, we'll be kissed by the world's most beautiful women.
- Cornwall: Yeah, we're a giant talking lizard with two heads. We're gonna have to beat them off with a stick.” - From the animation: Toy Story 2
- From the movie: Toy Story
“- Mr. Potato Head: How did I get stuck with you as a moving buddy?
- Rex: Everyone else was picked.” - From the movie: Quest for Camelot
“Houston, we have a problem.”
- From the movie: Toy Story
- From the movie: Toy Story
“- Mr. Potato Head: How come you don't have a laser, Woody?
- Woody: It's not a laser! It's a... It's a little light bulb that blinks.
- Hamm: What's with him?
- Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.” - From the movie: Dirty Work
“So there you are, tubby. Look like a bucket of lard on a bad day. You baby gorilla. Why don't you work in a zoo, and stop bothering people? Got a call yesterday from Baskin Robbins. They said that they're down to only five flavors. You're swelling up as I talk to you.”
- From the movie: Toy Story
“- Mr. Potato Head: Look, I'm Picasso!
- Hamm: I don't get it.
- Mr. Potato Head: You uncultured swine! What're you lookin' at, ya hockey puck?” - From the movie: Toy Story
“- Mr. Potato Head: I'm from Playskool.
- Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel, I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.” - From the movie: Toy Story
“- Mr. Potato Head: Couldn't handle Buzz cutting on your playtime, could you Woody? Didn't wanna face the fact that Buzz might be Andy's new favourite toy. So you got rid of him. Well what if Andy starts playing with me more Woody, huh? You gonna knock me out the window too?
- Hamm: I don't think we should give him the chance.”
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