Donal Logue movie quotes

“- Derek: It's my fault. I just can't commit to anything in my life.
- Gwyn Marcus: Why do you assume that it's you? Maybe I have a fear of commitment, you know? Maybe I have the Peter Pan syndrome?”

Donal Logue - Derek
Sarah Jessica Parker - Gwyn

You think all Buddhist monks are like the Dalai Lama? There are guys in Nepal who are like, "What should I do? Should I carry packs of heavy shit for Westerners up to the top of the base camp on Mt. Everest, or should I stay down here in Katmandu and maybe just chant all day and check out chicks and pretend to be holy?".
Donal Logue - Dex

“You can slice him, you can dice him, but the Quinn man just keeps on comin'!”
Donal Logue - Quinn

“- Bobbi Campbell: If the gay community doesn't start raising hell, do you think Reagan is going to do a damn thing?
- The Choreographer: I wish I had your courage.
- Bobbi Campbell: Courage... no. I'm scared to death. I just have this self-determination to live. Don't you?”
Donal Logue - Bobbi Campbell
Richard Tiffany Gere - The Choreographer

“Both men and women want to have sex. It's natural, except we're on different timetables. Women want to have sex fifteen minutes after us. So if you hold out for twenty, she'll be chasing you for five.”
Donal Logue - Dex

I'm gonna tell you this one last time and maybe you should tattoo it on your dick so you don't forget: "We pursue that which retreats from us".

Donal Logue - Dex

- Maggie: You've never been happy with any women you've dated.
- Dex: That's Male Insanity Syndrome. That is just you're with a woman and no matter how cool she is, you're always thinking "Maybe I could do a little better or I could trade up somehow".
Nina Jaroslaw - Maggie
Donal Logue - Dex

“- Rick: Dex is just bitter because he's never been in love.
- Dex: I love my dog.”
David Aaron Baker - Rick
Donal Logue - Dex

“- Dex: Do you want to have sex with this woman?
- Dave: Definitely.
- Dex: Then you're violating the first rule of being Steve. You must learn to eliminate your desire.”
Donal Logue - Dex
James 'Kimo' Wills - Dave

You can't just go up to a woman and say, "Hi! I'm Dave! I like smoking pot, reading the sports page on the john... wanna have sex with me?".
Donal Logue - Dex

“- Dex: There's a certain order you're supposed to do things in, and telling someone you love them is definitely last in that order.
- Dave: When are you supposed to tell 'em?
- Dex: Maybe your 40th wedding anniversary or something?”
Donal Logue - Dex
James 'Kimo' Wills - Dave

“- Syd: What do you look for in a woman?
- Dex: Low Standards.”
Greer Goodman - Syd
Donal Logue - Dex

“- Dr. Gunter Janek: I'm sorry. It's just, I have this work.
- Dr. Elena Rhyzkov: I'll give you something to work, baby!
- Dr. Gunter Janek: Ok. Just for a little while.”

Donal Logue - Dr. Gunter Janek
Lee Garlington - Dr. Elena Rhyzkov

“Now for years and years and years people in my hometown were telling me I was a freak because of my sexual orientation, until I came to San Francisco, and I found a community of freaks just like me. We stood together. We stood together! And it took a long time. But we finally forced this one tiny spot of the universe, the Castro, to realise that...” (continue)(continue reading)
Donal Logue - Bobbi Campbell