Drew Barrymore movie quotes

“- Prince Henry: Nicole, do you know the ruins at Amboise?
- Danielle: Yes.
- Prince Henry: I often go there to be alone. Would you meet me there tomorrow?
- Danielle: I shall try.
- Prince Henry: Then I shall wait all day.”
Dougray Scott - Prince Henry
Drew Barrymore - Danielle

“- Rob Geller: I can recognize a cry for help when I see one.
- Josie Geller: Hear one.
- Rob Geller: Whatever.”
David Arquette - Rob Geller
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller

“- Charlene 'Charlie' McGee: Where's my father?
- Captain Hollister: He's fine. He's happy, and he sends his love, and he wants you to cooperate with us.
- Charlene 'Charlie' McGee: You're a liar!
- Captain Hollister: Now, what kinda talk is that from a nice little girl like you?
- Charlene 'Charlie' McGee: Go to Hell!”
Drew Barrymore - Charlene 'Charlie' McGee
Martin Sheen - Captain Hollister

“The children have to save themselves these days because the parents have no clue.”
Drew Barrymore - Karen Pomeroy

“Figures that I would find the perfect guy, and he would already have the perfect girl.”
Drew Barrymore - Dylan Sanders

“A bird may love a fish, signore, but where will they live?”
Drew Barrymore - Danielle

“- Prince Henry: Where are your attendants?
- Danielle: I... decided to give them the day off.
- Prince Henry: [incredulously] A day off? From what, life?
- Danielle: Don't you ever tire of having people wait on you all the time?
- Prince Henry: Well, yes, but... they're servants, it's what they do.”
Dougray Scott - Prince Henry
Drew Barrymore - Danielle

“Energy never dies. It just changes form.”
Drew Barrymore - Ivy

“- Robbie Hart: Are you drinking, too?
- Julia: No, it's Coca-Cola.
- Robbie Hart: Are you sure? There's no rum in that Coca-Cola?
- Julia: I'm not a big drinker. And if it was, I'd probably be puking more than that kid!
- Robbie Hart: Oh, I don't think anybody could puke more than that kid. I think I saw a boot come out of him.”
Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart
Drew Barrymore - Julia Sullivan

“- Josie Geller: You know, Adelie penguins, they spend their whole lives looking for that one other penguin and when they meet them, they know. And they spend the rest of their lives together.
- Tracy: But I'm not a penguin.
- Sam Coulson: It's an analogy.”
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller
Katie Lansdale - Tracy
Michael Vartan - Sam Coulson

“Rob, your not going to believe it, I made friends with a whole table of rastafari. Not just one, a whole table... You know what's a weird word? Fork. Oh my God, someone ate my entire pie! I don't know how that happened!”
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller

“- Phone Voice: You still haven't told me your name.
- Casey Becker: [smiling] Why do you want to know my name?
- Phone Voice: Because I want to know who I'm looking at.”

Roger Jackson - Phone Voice
Drew Barrymore - Casey Becker

“I'll have three burgers, three French fries and three cherry pies. What do you guys want?”
Drew Barrymore - Dylan Sanders

Somebody once said, "To write well, you have to write what you know". Well, here is what I know...
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller

“- Michael: You know how they say there are alligators in the sewers?
- Gertie: Alligators in the sewers.
- Mary: All we're trying to say is, maybe you just probably imagined it. It happened...
- Elliott: I couldn't have imagined it!
- Michael: Maybe it was a pervert or a deformed kid or something.”

Robert MacNaughton - Michael
Drew Barrymore - Gertie
Dee Wallace - Mary
Henry Thomas - Elliott

“If you were able to know when you were going to die, would you want to know?”

Drew Barrymore - Casey Roberts

“- Aldys: And I want to go to NorthWestern!
- Josie Geller: Oh my Gosh! I went there!
- Aldys: For what?
- Josie Geller: ...To go to the bathroom once. They have really nice facilities.”

Leelee Sobieski - Aldys
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller

“I'm just a kid, and I don't know what I'm doing sometimes. But I think you should know better when you're all grown up. I think you should know how to act, and how to treat people. And I think if you once loved someone enough to marry them, you should at least be nice to them, even if you don't love them anymore.”
Drew Barrymore - Casey Brodsky

“- Matt: You think I'm crazy?
- Casey: You're asking me?”
Chris O'Donnell - Matt Leland
Drew Barrymore - Casey Roberts

“- Fay Forrester: Don't blame me if this party is boring and no fun.
- Beverly Donofrio: Fun? Fun? Fun is what you bring with you.”
Brittany Murphy - Fay Forrester
Drew Barrymore - Beverly Donofrio

“- Elliott: Look, you can't tell. Not even Mom.
- Gertie: Why not?
- Elliott: Because grown-ups can't see him. Only little kids can see him.
- Gertie: Give me a break!
- Elliott: Do you know what's going to happen if you do tell?”

Henry Thomas - Elliott
Drew Barrymore - Gertie

“- Casey Becker: Listen, it was Jason! I saw that movie 20 goddamn times!
- Phone Voice: Then you should know that Jason's mother, Mrs. Voorhees was the original killer. Jason didn't show up until the sequel. I'm afraid that was a wrong answer.”

Drew Barrymore - Casey Becker
Roger Jackson - Phone Voice

“- Gertie: Here he is.
- Mary: Here's who?
- Gertie: The man from the moon. But I think you've killed him already.”

Drew Barrymore - Gertie
Dee Wallace - Mary

- Casey Becker: Who's there?
- Phone Voice: Never say "who's there?". Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something.
Drew Barrymore - Casey Becker
Roger Jackson - Phone Voice

- Ray Hasek: Please marry me, Bev. Because I'm shit without you.
- Beverly Donofrio: Oh, how romantic, a marriage proposal that contains the word "shit”.
Steve Zahn - Ray Hasek
Drew Barrymore - Beverly Donofrio