Dudley Moore movie quotes

“- Susan Johnson: Weren't we happy, Arthur?
- Arthur Bach: Of course. Then we met.”
Cynthia Sikes - Susan Johnson
Dudley Moore - Arthur Bach

“God, I'm so hungover, my head feels like a tuning fork.”
Dudley Moore - Rob Salinger

“Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets.”
Dudley Moore - Arthur Bach

“- Arthur Bach: Yesterday I sold some blood at a hospital.
- Hobson: Hospital? I should've thought a local distillery would have paid you much more.”
Dudley Moore - Arthur Bach
Sir John Gielgud - Hobson

“- Samantha Taylor: That looks bad, have you taken anything for it?
- George Webber: Yes, I took four of your birth control pills, I hope that's okay.
- Samantha Taylor: Try an antihistimine.
- George Webber: I don't like those, they make me pregnant.”

Julie Andrews - Samantha Taylor
Dudley Moore - George Webber

“Come on, Micki, just one child. A small one.”
Dudley Moore - Rob Salinger

“- George Webber: Doesn't he do anything except swim and jog on the beach?
- Hugh: Yes! He makes me happy. So I let him swim and jog on the beach.”
Dudley Moore - George Webber
Robert Webber - Hugh

“- Gloria: What's so funny now?
- Arthur Bach: Sometimes I just think funny things.”

Anne De Salvo - Gloria
Dudley Moore - Arthur Bach