Ed Asner movie quotes

“- Dug: I was hiding under your porch because I love you. Can I stay?
- Carl Fredricksen: Can you stay? Why, you're my dog, aren't you? And I'm your master!”

Bob Peterson - Dug
Ed Asner - Carl Fredricksen

There are thirty Ray's Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one's on 11th. And if you see a sign that says "Peep Show", that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at presents before Christmas.

Ed Asner - Santa

“- Russell: I could help you cross the street.
- Carl Fredricksen: No.
- Russell: I could help you cross your yard.
- Carl Fredricksen: No.
- Russell: I could help you cross your... porch?
- Carl Fredricksen: No.
- Russell: Well, I gotta help you cross something!”

Jordan Nagai - Russell
Ed Asner - Carl Fredricksen

“- Buddy: What's it like?
- Santa: Well, there are some things you should know. First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn't free candy.”

Will Ferrell - Buddy
Ed Asner - Santa

- Carl Fredricksen: Hey, let's play a game. It's called "see who can be quiet the longest".
- Russell: Cool! My mom loves that game!
Ed Asner - Carl Fredricksen
Jordan Nagai - Russell

“- Russell: A wilderness explorer is a friend to all, be a plant or fish or tiny mole!
- Carl Fredricksen: That doesn't even rhyme!
- Russell: Yeah it does.”
Jordan Nagai - Russell
Ed Asner - Carl Fredricksen

“- Russell: I want to help!
- Carl Fredricksen: I don't want your help, I want you safe.”
Jordan Nagai - Russell
Ed Asner - Carl Fredricksen

“- Carl Fredricksen: I believe I made my position to your boss quite clear.
- Construction Foreman Tom: You poured prune juice in his gas tank.
- Carl Fredricksen: Oh, yeah, that was good.”
Ed Asner - Carl Fredricksen
John Deszo Ratzenberger - Construction Foreman Tom