Ed O'Neill quotes
- From the movie: Dutch
“What do you like to do for fun? You like to wiggle and grunt. Me too.”
- From the movie: Dutch
“- Doyle Standish : We're here.
- Dutch Dooley: Where?
- Doyle Standish : I don't know.” - From the movie: Dutch
“There's no better way for two guys to get to know each other better than to spend a couple of days in a car.”
- From the movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane
“- Lt. Amos: You think you are so hot 'cos you get in all the clubs, heh? Just because you have sex with great looking women.
- Ford Fairlane: You got to admit those are pretty good reasons.” - From the movie: Dutch
“You might be the toughest little whacker at the Junior High but in my world, you're about as worrisome as a cloudy day.”
- From the movie: Dutch
“Then I have to shoot you. Now, since we might be legally related someday, I'll give you the option of taking it on the backside. Won't hurt as bad.”
- From the movie: Dutch
- From the movie: Little Giants
“- Danny O'Shea: [Kevin and Danny are racing to claim the new player] This whole town may love you, but I'm the only one who knows how truly sick you are!
- Kevin O'Shea: I treated you like a prince!
- Danny O'Shea: You ignored me!
- Kevin O'Shea: I took you to see the Cleveland Indians!
- Danny O'Shea: You left me at the stadium!” - From the movie: Dutch
“- Dutch Dooley: Listen you little son of a bitch, you could've killed someone with a stunt like that. That poor bastard was on his way home to see his family and because you wanted to play some kind of a spoiled brat prank, you put his life in jeopardy. Now what gives you the right to do that?
- Doyle Standish : I guess I didn't think about...” (continue)(continue reading)
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