Eli Wallach movie quotes

“- Belle: I warn you, I know karate!
- Leon B. Little: I warn you, I know Winchester!”

Alexis Smith - Belle
Eli Wallach - Leon B. Little

“Harry, you ever hear of Murphy's Law? Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. That law was dedicated to guys like you.”
Eli Wallach - Peck

“- Dr. Herbert A. Morrison: Good. That's a step in the right direction. I would like to help you put your life back in order.
- Claudia Draper: Herbie, there is no order in life. Maybe you need order. Maybe that's why you're here. Behind bars. Makes you feel safe doesn't it?”
Eli Wallach - Dr. Herbert A. Morrison
Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

“- Dr. Herbert A. Morrison: You need treatment in order to control yourself.
- Claudia Draper: I'm in control, because right now I would like to ring your fucking neck! But I'm not going to.”
Eli Wallach - Dr. Herbert A. Morrison
Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

“- Cord: Who's torturing you this way?
- Man-in-Oil: No-one.
- Cord: Isn't that barrel filled with oil?
- Man-in-Oil: Of course. I filled it myself.
- Cord: You?
- Man-in-Oil: I filled it myself and I got in it myself. I've been in here ten years.”

Jeff Cooper - Cord
Eli Wallach - Man-in-Oil

“I've lost the lust for women, and now my mind is clear.”
Eli Wallach - Don Altobello