Elijah Wood movie quotes

“- Stephen Simmons: You go after my child, you're going to push a button on me and then I'm going to lose control and kill you. Now apologize to my son.
- Mr. Lipnicki: I apologize.
- Stephen Simmons: That's mighty kind of you. My son has something to tell you. Apologize to Mr. Lipnicky, Stu. Tell him you're sorry for insulting him.
- Stu Simmons...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kevin Costner - Stephen Simmons
Raynor Scheine - Mr. Lipnicki
Elijah Wood - Stu Simmons

“If you were going to take over the world, would you blow up the White House 'Independence Day' style, or sneak in through the back door?”
Elijah Wood - Casey Connor

“- Mark: Do you know what you did?
- Henry: Come on. We did it together.
- Mark: You could have killed people.
- Henry: With your help.
- Mark: I didn't know you were going to do that.
- Henry: I feel sorry for you, Mark. You just don't know how to have fun.”

Elijah Wood - Mark
Macaulay Culkin - Henry

“- Gandalf: It is time, Frodo.
- Sam: What does he mean?
- Frodo: We set out to save the Shire, Sam. And it has been saved... But not for me.
- Sam: You don't mean that. You can't leave.
- Frodo: The last pages are for you, Sam.”
Sir Ian McKellen - Gandalf
Sean Astin - Sam
Elijah Wood - Frodo

“- Huck Finn: What in hell's bells are you supposed to be?
- Jim: The King said I was a Swahili warrior. He even taught me some Swahili or what he said was Swahili. Sounded like a pig in heat to me.”

Elijah Wood - Huck Finn
Courtney B. Vance - Jim

“Maybe he does deserve to die, but now that I see him I do pity him.”

Elijah Wood - Frodo

“- Boromir: None of us should wander alone, you least of all. Frodo? I know you suffer, I see it day by day. Are you sure you do not suffer needlessly? There are other ways, Frodo, other paths we might take.
- Frodo: I know what you would say, and it would seem like wisdom, but for the warning in my heart.
- Boromir: Warning? Against what? We are...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sean Bean - Boromir
Elijah Wood - Frodo

“She got to talking about this, and about that, and blah-di, blah-di, blah until I wanted to wring her scrawny little neck! But by and by, she got to talkin' about the murder.”

Elijah Wood - Huck Finn

“- Sam: Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding onto something.
- Frodo: What are we holding onto, Sam?
- Sam: That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for.”
Sean Astin - Sam
Elijah Wood - Frodo

“- North: Where the hell are my parents?
- Winchell: North, did you say the word 'hell'? The summer's really broadened you.
- North: Winchell, I've got exactly 10 minutes to find my parents and if you don't tell me where they are, I'll show you how the summer's broadened me you little asshole!”
Elijah Wood - North
Matthew McCurley - Winchell

“- Joey Fingers: Remember, kid, if you can't stand the heat, stay out of Miami.
- North: What metaphor is that?
- Joey Fingers: What metaphor? You ever been down there in August? Your balls stick to your leg like crazy glue.”
Elijah Wood - North

“- North: What are you? Some kind of guardian angel?
- Narrator: Well I guess you can say that because in a manner of speaking we at Federal Express feel that we are guardians. Guardians of your most important packages and priority communique.”
Elijah Wood - North
Bruce Willis - Narrator

“- North: How does that get me into a good college?
- Governor Ho: Well since we don't use the letters B, C, D and F, you're pretty much guaranteed to get straight A's.”
Elijah Wood - North
Keone Young - Governor Ho

“- Sam: I wonder if people will ever say, 'Let's hear about Frodo and the Ring'. And they'll say 'Yes, that's one of my favorite stories. Frodo was really courageous, wasn't he, Dad?'. 'Yes, my boy, the most famous of hobbits. And that's saying a lot'.
- Frodo: You've left out one of the chief characters - Samwise the Brave. I want to hear more...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sean Astin - Sam
Elijah Wood - Frodo

“- Billie Pike: Do you have a lot of friends?
- Willard Young: Yeah. I'm the most popular kid on my block.
- Billie Pike: I figured. I don't have a lot of friends. People think I'm a show-off.”
Thora Birch - Billie Pike
Elijah Wood - Willard Young

“- Stephen Simmons: Lidia hit him in the face with a rock? I think I'm gonna have to have a talk with that girl. Is she doing anything else I should know about?
- Stu Simmons: Well yeah. She's doing a lot of things. But I don't think you should know about them.”
Kevin Costner - Stephen Simmons
Elijah Wood - Stu Simmons

“- Aragorn: I swore to protect you.
- Frodo: Can you protect me from yourself?”
Viggo Mortensen - Aragorn
Elijah Wood - Frodo

“- North: Winchell, you put out a three-page leaflet with a circulation of 90.
- Winchell: Might even land me a Pulitzer.”
Elijah Wood - North
Matthew McCurley - Winchell

“You're not going to die, mom. I promise... you're not going to die 'cause I won't let you.”

Elijah Wood - Mark

“- Zeke: Casey, the only person in this school who's an alien is you, man.
- Casey: Fuck you, Zeke.”
Josh Hartnett - Zeke Tyler
Elijah Wood - Casey Connor

“- Pa Tex: Well I reckon we'll wake up early and eat, then we'll dig for oil and eat, then we'll rope some doggies, bust a few broncs and maybe get a bite to eat. You like Tex Mex?
- North: Sure, I'm a big fan of any food that straddles two borders.
- Pa Tex: That's my boy.”
Dan Aykroyd - Pa Tex
Elijah Wood - North

“- Huck Finn: I'm sorry Jim... I didn't want this to happen.
- Jim: You're still my best and only friend.”

Elijah Wood - Huck Finn
Courtney B. Vance - Jim

“- Leo Biederman: I talked to Civil defense. They said if you and I got married we'd be family, and I could get you in.
- Sarah Hotchner: What about my parents? They're not your family. I don't want to go without my parents.
- Leo Biederman: I'm the famous Leo Beiderman, and I haven't used my fame for anything, but I got them to let your family...” (continue)(continue reading)
Elijah Wood - Leo Biederman
Leelee Sobieski - Sarah Hotchner

“I know what I must do. It's just... I'm afraid to do it.”
Elijah Wood - Frodo

- Mikey: Excuse me, is this chair being used?
- Snotty Man: Does it look like it's being used?
- Mikey: "Does it look like it's being used?". That's a good one. Now it's being used.

Elijah Wood - Mikey
Danny Dworkis - Snotty Man