Eric Idle quotes
- From the movie: Splitting Heirs
“- Kitty: You practically date-raped me!
- Tommy Patel: I what? I date-raped you six times!
- Kitty: Well, perhaps I did encourage you a bit.
- Tommy Patel: A bit!” - From the movie: Yellowbeard
“- Commander Clement: What happened?
- Betty: Plague!
- Commander Clement: Plague?
- Betty: All sudden like! Lucky I was out.
- Commander Clement: That man's got a sword in him!
- Betty: He fell on it.” - From the movie: An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn
An actor, he says. And I think: "Certainly he is. This is LA. Everyone's an Actor".
- From the movie: Life of Brian
- From the movie: Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
“Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick. From the tiniest little tadger, to the world's biggest prick. So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas, hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy or...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Splitting Heirs
“- CID Officer: We believe foul play was involved.
- Tommy Patel: Surely you don't think I...
- CID Officer: I don't think anything, sir. I'm a police officer.” - From the movie: Life of Brian
“- Nisus Wettus: Crucifixion?
- Mr. Cheeky: No, freedom actually.
- Nisus Wettus: What?
- Mr. Cheeky: They said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.” - From the movie: Mom and Dad Save the World
“At the very edge of the galaxy is our world. The tiny planet known, as Spengo. For many decades, I was the king of this planet. The people were happy and their lives were good... But also, alas, we were a planet of idiots. Then, one day, the most bloodthirsty, fearsome villain had ever seen seized power, imprisoned me, and renamed the planet...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Splitting Heirs
“You don't have to worry about me, dear. I'm bi-sexual. Whenever I want to have sex, I have to buy it.”
- From the movie: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
- From the movie: Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
“- Harry Blackitt: [referring to Catholics] Every time they have sexual intercourse, they have to have a baby.
- Mrs. Blackitt: But it's the same with us, Harry.
- Harry Blackitt: What do you mean?
- Mrs. Blackitt: Well, I mean, we've got two children, and we've had sexual intercourse twice.” - From the movie: Nuns on the Run
- From the movie: Life of Brian
“You know, you come from nothing, you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!”
- From the movie: Quest for Camelot
“- Garrett: What are you?
- Devon: Frankly, we're the reason cousins shouldn't marry.” - From the movie: Yellowbeard
- From the movie: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
“Hang on. Hang on! It's all coming back. I've-I've been stuck here for over twenty years, ever since you were last here on the moon. You abandoned me here! You swine! You toddled off with that old queen of tarts and left me to rot in that parrot cage, didn't you? And now you come back here, just because it suits you, after wasting half my life...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Life of Brian
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