Eric Stoltz movie quotes

“How do you make God laugh? Make a plan.”
Eric Stoltz - Chet

“These things are good: ice cream and cake, a ride on a Harley, seeing monkeys in the trees, the rain on my tongue, and the sun shining on my face. These things are a drag: dust in my hair, holes in my shoes, no money in my pocket, and the sun shining on my face.”

Eric Stoltz - Rocky Dennis

“It seems I have a hard time being attracted to someone unless I respect what they do on some level.”
Eric Stoltz

“Directing has only increased my admiration and respect for what it is that actors do.”
Eric Stoltz

“TV, in particular cable channels, has assumed the role of independent film.”
Eric Stoltz

“Don't worry, Mr. Simms. I look weird, but otherwise I'm real normal. Everything'll be cool.”

Eric Stoltz - Rocky Dennis

- Sgt. Eugene McVey: Has anyone seen my Saint Anthony's medal?
- Sgt. Danny "Danny Boy" Daly: Isn't he the patron saint of lost things?
- Sgt. Eugene McVey: Yeah, I can't find it.
Courtney Gains - Sgt. Eugene McVey
Eric Stoltz - Sgt. Danny "Danny Boy" Daly

“- Eric: That wasn't bad, Dennis. How about you tutor me?
- Rocky Dennis: Tutor you?
- Eric: Yeah. Cooley almost failed me last year.
- Rocky Dennis: Ok. But it will cost you $3 an hour.”

L. Craig King - Eric
Eric Stoltz - Rocky Dennis

“- Lily Bart: You never speak to me.
- Lawrence Selden: I'm never near you long enough.”
Gillian Anderson - Lily Bart
Eric Stoltz - Lawrence Selden

“- Rocky Dennis: Mom. Do I look like a freak to you?
- Rusty Dennis: No.
- Rocky Dennis: You know, your always been big on telling me when my face doesn't matter, but, it does. Doesn't it? You think that I can't even get a girl to like me unless you pay for her.”
Eric Stoltz - Rocky Dennis
Cher - Rusty Dennis

“- Lance: You're going to give her an injection of adrenaline directly to her heart. But she's got, uh, breastplate... [taps Mia's chest] So you gotta pierce through that. So what you have to do is, you have to bring the needle down in a stabbing motion [demonstrates]
- Vincent Vega: I... I gotta stab her three times?
- Lance: No, you don't gotta...” (continue)(continue reading)
Eric Stoltz - Lance
John Travolta - Vincent Vega

“- Rocky Dennis: I hate you going out every night and coming home wasted all the time!
- Rusty Dennis: It's none of your goddamn business!
- Rocky Dennis: You're my mother!
- Rusty Dennis: Well, you're not my warden!”
Eric Stoltz - Rocky Dennis
Cher - Rusty Dennis

“- Zed: What time is it?
- Cab Driver: Daytime.”
Eric Stoltz - Zed
Martin Raymond - Cab Driver

“- Martin Brundle: You were there the night my father died; he was working on a cure.
- Stathis Borans: That's why you dragged yourself all the way out here? To find out about a cure?
- Martin Brundle: You're my only hope.”
Eric Stoltz - Martin Brundle
John Getz - Stathis Borans

“I do not serve Robert McGregor. I am his friend, and count myself fortunate to claim it.”
Eric Stoltz - McDonald

“If Plato is a fine red wine, then Aristotle is a dry martini.”
Eric Stoltz - Chet

“- Beth Logan: You can't walk... and you're getting worse...
- Martin Brundle: I'm getting... better!”

Daphne Zuniga - Beth Logan
Eric Stoltz - Martin Brundle

“- Lawrence Selden: Isn't marriage your vocation? Isn't it what you're all brought up for?
- Lily Bart: You speak as if I should marry the first man who came along.”
Eric Stoltz - Lawrence Selden
Gillian Anderson - Lily Bart

“- Zoe: We fit together.
- Zed: All men and women fit together. Even some men fit together.”
Julie Delpy - Zoe
Eric Stoltz - Zed

“Something odd is happening to me and I don't know what it is.”
Eric Stoltz - Martin Brundle

“Over the mysteries of female life there is drawn a veil best left undisturbed.”
Eric Stoltz - John Brooke

“- Amanda Jones: So, do you always bring an extra girl when you go out?
- Keith Nelson: Well, I like to cover my bets.
- Amanda Jones: That's very cute. I'll have to remember that.”

Lea Thompson - Amanda Jones
Eric Stoltz - Keith Nelson

“I like art, I work in a gas station, my best friend is a tomboy. These things don't fly too well in the American high school.”
Eric Stoltz - Keith Nelson

“Sometimes you just need the honesty and security of a whore.”
Eric Stoltz - Zed

“- Keith Nelson: You can't tell a book by its cover.
- Watts: No, but you can tell how much it's gonna cost you.
- Keith Nelson: Wow, I never knew you were so deep.”
Eric Stoltz - Keith Nelson
Mary Stuart Masterson - Watts