Erick Avari movie quotes

“- Stoney: Link your probably used to eatin twigs,but here in the USA we have what you call the 4 basic food groups [Link picks up a banana]... And Link, this is not one of them. Fist group: the dairie group, milk duds, you hide these under your pillow so your mom doesnt find them. If she does you're tweaked bro. Second group, fruit gruop, sweet...” (continue)(continue reading)
Pauly Shore - Stoney Brown
Erick Avari - Raji
Gerry Bednob - Kashmir
Brendan Fraser - Link

“- Tival: Apes are afraid of water. They can't swim.
- Ari: We drown!
- Daena: That is why every day we pray for rain.”
Erick Avari - Tival
Helena Bonham Carter - Ari
Estella Warren - Daena

“You always want to stretch yourself and grow and know that there's something to work towards.”
Erick Avari

“Strange that over the course of my career I have played perhaps more doctors than any other profession while having very little first hand experience with them”
Erick Avari

“When you work with love, you will love your work.”
Erick Avari

“- Paul Blart: This lemonade is insane!
- Vijay: That's because it's a Margarita, Paul.”
Kevin James - Paul Blart
Erick Avari - Vijay

“- Stoney: Kashmere, Rashmere, how many minutes for the burito again?
- Kashmir: 1 minute.
- Rashmere: 2 minutes.
- Kashmere: 1 and 1/2 minute.
- Stoney: Ahh! Make up your mellons, is it 1 or 2?
- Kashmere: 1 and 1/2 minute.”
Pauly Shore - Stoney Brown
Gerry Bednob - Kashmir
Erick Avari - Raji

“No weezing the juice.”
Erick Avari - Raji

“Son, we should not have helped the strangers.”

Erick Avari - Kasuf

“- Kevin McCallister: I don't understand. If they were so mean to you how come you never quit working for them?
- Prescott: I know you are young and that is the most obvious solution, but jobs are not always easy to find.”

Mike Weinberg - Kevin McCallister
Erick Avari - Prescott

“We are part of an ancient secret society. For over three thousand years, we have guarded the City of the Dead. We are sworn at manhood to do any and all in our power to stop the High Priest Imhotep from being reborn into this world.”
Erick Avari - Dr. Terrence Bey

“- Dr. Terrence Bey: Compared to you, the other plagues were a joy!
- Evelyn Carnahan: I am so very sorry. It was an accident.
- Dr. Terrence Bey: My girl, when Rameses destroyed Syria, that was an accident. You are a catastrophe!”
Erick Avari - Dr. Terrence Bey
Rachel Weisz - Evelyn Carnahan