Eugene Levy movie quotes

“- Gerry Fleck: She had dozens of boyfriends.
- Cookie Fleck: Hundreds.
- Gerry Fleck: Hundreds?
- Cookie Fleck: Yeah, hundreds.
- Gerry Fleck: Well, I did not know that! Not that... not that I didn't have quite the reputation myself. I was known by, you know, some, to be quite the Casanova.”
Eugene Levy - Gerry Fleck
Catherine O'Hara - Cookie Fleck

“For years the government has been wisely coercing teenagers to buy products they normally wouldn't want, just to get their money.”
Eugene Levy - Eugene Levy

“Kids today aren't dumb. They're not gonna buy just anything. That's why the government has been planting small subliminal advertising suggestions in today's rock music.”
Eugene Levy - Eugene Levy

- Ron Albertson: I had to have penis reduction surgery.
- Dr. Allan Pearl: Penis reduction?
- Sheila Albertson: I said to him, "Ron, you've gotta do something!". And he says to me, "Well, why don't you get one of those vagina enlargements?".
Fred Willard - Ron Albertson
Eugene Levy - Dr. Allan Pearl
Catherine O'Hara - Sheila Albertson

“People say, You must have been the class clown. And I say, No, I wasn't. But I sat next to the class clown, and I studied him.”
Eugene Levy - Dr. Allan Pearl

“- Edsel: I think... you're coming in a little high, man.
- Zeke: Look, man, if there's one thing I know, it's how to drive while I'm stoned. It's like you know your perspective's fucked so you just let your hands work the controls as if you were straight.”

Eugene Levy - Edsel
Harold Ramis - Zeke