Ewen Bremner movie quotes

- 1st Interviewer: Mr. Murphy, do you mean that you lied on your application?
- Spud: No! Uh. Yes. Only to get my foot in the door. Showing initiative and that like.
- 1st Interviewer: But you were referred here by the department of employment, there was no need for you to get your "foot in the door", as you put it.
- Spud: Ehhh... cool.... (continue)(continue reading)

Ewen Bremner - Spud

“- Veronika: I like your stories. I think you should write them down.
- Spud: You think?
- Veronika: Yeah. Just write them the way you say them. They're funny. I would like to read them.”
Anjela Nedyalkova - Veronika
Ewen Bremner - Spud

“First, there's an opportunity. Then... there's a betrayal.”
Ewen Bremner - Spud

“You ruined my life, and now you're ruining my fucking death too!”

Ewen Bremner - Spud

“- Justin: Hey, you look nice.
- Martha: I'm dressed for a funeral.”
Ewen Bremner - Justin
Daisy Donovan - Martha

“I've proved to myself I can get along in different kinds of parts and different kinds of productions.”
Ewen Bremner

“I turned down plenty of films which proved to be hugely successful.”
Ewen Bremner

“As parents, I think we're always novices, and every day presents a new challenge.”
Ewen Bremner

“I am the lead character in my own story.”
Ewen Bremner - Alfonz

“- Justin: You can't fight what we had together.
- Martha: Justin, it was one night. It was a massive mistake. I was drunk out of my mind. You could have been a donkey!”
Ewen Bremner - Justin
Daisy Donovan - Martha

“It's difficult to maintain enthusiasm for your leadership when you keep getting beat up by that old man.”

Ewen Bremner - Alfonz

“- Mark Verheiden: We're never getting out of this place.
- Graeme Miller: You got any children?
- Mark Verheiden: Got a son.
- Graeme Miller: Yeah, I've got two. That means we do not have the luxury of quitting.”
Tommy Flanagan - Mark Verheiden
Ewen Bremner - Graeme Miller

“Cursed be he who puts an obstacle in the path of a blind man.”
Ewen Bremner - Julien

- Spud: It's a nightmare. She told me she didn't want our relationship to start on a physical basis as that is how it would be principally defined from then on in.
- Tommy: Where did she come up with that?
- Spud: She read it in "Cosmopolitan".
- Tommy: Six weeks and no sex?
- Spud: I've got balls like watermelons, I'm telling you.
Ewen Bremner - Spud
Kevin McKidd - Tommy

“- 2nd Interviewer: Mr. Murphy, what attracts you to the leisure industry?
- Spud: In a word: pleasure. It's like, my pleasure in other people's leisure.”

Ewen Bremner - Spud