Frank Oz movie quotes

“- Qui-Gon Jinn: My only conclusion... is that it was a Sith lord.
- Ki-Adi-Mundi: Impossible! The Sith are extinct! They have been for nearly a millenium.
- Mace Windu: I agree. The Sith would not have returned without us sensing it.
- Yoda: Hard to see, the dark side is. We must investigate further before drawing a conclusion to the idenity of...” (continue)(continue reading)

Liam Neeson - Qui-Gon Jinn
Silas Carson - Ki-Adi-Mundi
Samuel L. Jackson - Mace Windu
Frank Oz - Yoda

“- Fozzie: Hey, that waiter's a rat!
- Floyd: I'm glad we got no money, now I got no appetite.”
Frank Oz - Fozzie
Jerry Nelson - Floyd

- Kermit the Frog: We were wondering if you could recommend a nice hotel. Actually, a cheap hotel.
- British Gentleman: How cheap?
- Fozzie Bear: Free.
- British Gentleman: Well, that narrows the field a bit. Let's see. "Places where you can park your carcasses". Bus terminals... river banks... The Happiness Hotel...

Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Robert Morley - British Gentleman
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“- Fozzie Bear: Why don't you join us?
- The Great Gonzo: Where are you going?
- Fozzie Bear: We're following our dream!
- The Great Gonzo: Really? I have a dream, too!”
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear
Dave Goelz - The Great Gonzo

“You must unlearn what you have learned.”

Frank Oz - Yoda

“- Pops: What's goin' on in there? Lotta folks out here need to use the restroom!
- Kermit the Frog: Well, we're developing these pictures, we'll be out as soon as we finish. We're trying to catch a jewel thief.
- Fozzie Bear: A jewel thief!
- Pops: Well, catch him in another room, people are dancing up and down on one leg out here!”

Jerry Nelson - Pops
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“- Fozzie: Hey, Kermit. Can our friends watch the show from backstage?
- Kermit the Frog: What? No! No, they cannot watch the show from backstage. That's it! That's what's been missing from the show! That's what we need! More frogs and dogs and bears and chickens and... and whatever! You're not gonna watch the show, you're gonna be in the show!...” (continue)(continue reading)
Frank Oz - Fozzie
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

“- Miss Piggy: Please! Please! Not my frog, please!
- Professor Max Krassman: Say goodbye to your frog, pig!
- Miss Piggy: Why should I?
- Professor Max Krassman: Because in 10 seconds, he won't know you from kosher bacon.
- Miss Piggy: That does it!”

Frank Oz - Miss Piggy
Mel Brooks - Professor Max Krassman

“- The Great Gonzo: You'll think it's stupid.
- Fozzie Bear: No we won't, tell us, tell us!
- The Great Gonzo: I want to go to Bombay, India and become a movie star.
- Fozzie Bear: You don't go to Bombay to become a movie star! You go where we're going: Hollywood.”

Dave Goelz - The Great Gonzo
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“Kermit was right! You're a phony. You're a phony! Yes, you are! And you know what, you can't even sing! Your voice was dubbed!”

Frank Oz - Miss Piggy

“- Kermit the Frog: Maybe we should give him a ride.
- Fozzie Bear: I don't know, he's pretty big. Hey there, wanna lift?
- Big Bird: No thanks. I'm on my way to New York City to try to break into public television.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear
Caroll Spinney - Big Bird

- Fozzie Bear as Fozziewig: My speech! Here's my Christmas speech. Ahem. "Thank you all, and Merry Christmas".
- Jacob Marley: That was the speech?
- Robert Marley: It was dumb!
- Jacob Marley: It was obvious!
- Robert Marley: It was pointless!
- Jacob Marley: It was... short!
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear as Fozziewig
Jerry Nelson - Jacob Marley
Dave Goelz - Robert Marley

“Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side are they. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Luke... Luke... do not... do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor or suffer your father's fate you will. Luke, when gone am I... the last of the Jedi will...” (continue)(continue reading)

Frank Oz - Yoda

“- Ki-Adi-Mundi: Your thoughts dwell on your mother.
- Anakin Skywalker: I miss her.
- Yoda: Afraid to lose her I think, hmm?
- Anakin Skywalker: What has that got to do with anything?
- Yoda: Everything! Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you.”
Silas Carson - Ki-Adi-Mundi
Jake Lloyd - Anakin Skywalker
Frank Oz - Yoda

“- The Wiseman: Quite often, young lady, it seems like we're not getting anywhere, when in fact...
- The Hat: We are!”

Frank Oz - The Wiseman
David Shaughnessy - The Hat

“- Miss Piggy: I've got great news! Gonzo has been kidnapped by the government and it could be a life-threatening situation!
- Kermit the Frog: How can that be great news?
- Miss Piggy: Because, I've got a story, I've got a story! Oh! I need to change! Something that says journalistic integrity.”
Frank Oz - Miss Piggy
Steve Whitmire - Kermit the Frog

“- Sam the Eagle as Headmaster of Junior High Graduates: Tomorrow, you become a man of business!
- Young Scrooge: I'm looking forward to it, Headmaster.
- Sam the Eagle as Headmaster of Junior High Graduates: Mm, you will love business. It is the American way!
- The Great Gonzo as Charles Dickens: Sam...
- Sam the Eagle as Headmaster of Junior...” (continue)(continue reading)
Frank Oz - Sam the Eagle as Headmaster of Junior High Graduates
Theo Sanders - Young Scrooge
Dave Goelz - The Great Gonzo as Charles Dickens

“- Fozzie Bear: Hey, Kermit, I'm getting hungry.
- The Great Gonzo: Call room service.
- Kermit the Frog: There's no phone.
- Rizzo the Rat: That's ok, there's no food, either.”
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear
Dave Goelz - The Great Gonzo
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Steve Whitmire - Rizzo the Rat

“- Beauregard: Takes awhile to get to know the town.
- Fozzie Bear: How long have you lived in London?
- Beauregard: All my life.
- Kermit the Frog: How come you don't have an English accent?
- Beauregard: Hey, I'm lucky to have a driver's license!”
Dave Goelz - Beauregard
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

So the grizzly bear, he walks out of the room. Well, now, the panda bear is just sitting there, he thinks to himself , "this is odd". And then, what do you know, the phone rings. You know who it is? It's the polar bear, and the polar bear. he says to the panda bear, "I didn't know it was a koala bear!". Get it? "Koala"? Wocka wocka!
Frank Oz - Fozzie

“- Emmett Fitz-Hume: Oh. Uh, will you hold my wallet for me while I take the test, please? There's a thousand dollars in there... or maybe there isn't. Know what I mean?
- Test Monitor: Are you saying I can take this money if I help you pass the test?
- Emmett Fitz-Hume: What do you think?”
Chevy Chase - Emmett Fitz-Hume
Frank Oz - Test Monitor

“- Emily 'Ma' Bear: There. Fozzie's stocking is hung by the mantle so Santa will bring him a present.
- Fozzie Bear: Aw, Ma, this is embarrassing. I mean, I'm not a cub anymore, I'm a grown bear.
- Emily 'Ma' Bear: Oh. Well, I'll take it down.
- Fozzie Bear: Oh no, I didn't say that.”
Jerry Nelson - Emily 'Ma' Bear
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“- Miss Piggy: Gonzo, is Camilla all right?
- Gonzo: Yeah, but I think we're engaged!”

Frank Oz - Miss Piggy
Dave Goelz - Gonzo