Garry Marshall movie quotes

“We can't compete with Mel Gibson, but we figured we could do our part.”
Garry Marshall

“It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.”
Garry Marshall

“- Police Detective: How would you like me to wash your mouth out with a wire brush?
- Terry Doolittle: How would you like if I kicked you in the nuts so hard they get lodged in your fucking nostrils?
- Marty Phillips: Me, that's a vivid image, isn't it?”
Garry Marshall - Police Detective
Whoopi Goldberg - Terry Dolittle

“The editing makes the movie, so I spend all my life in editing.”
Garry Marshall

“I don't sit well. I like to move around as I talk.”
Garry Marshall

“There's no better satisfaction than writing.”
Garry Marshall

“You're a nice guy, you make me laugh. But our policy is: we can't give your money back.”
Garry Marshall - Casino Manager

“You gotta be ready to listen to your children, even if they have nothing to say.”
Garry Marshall - Buck Cluck

“- Buck Cluck: Some teenagers, you know, they get quite a rush from stamp-collecting! You wanna stop? We'll get some stamps...
- Chicken Little: No, I don't like stamps.”
Garry Marshall - Buck Cluck
Zach Braff - Chicken Little

“- Buck Cluck: I'd like to see the movie they make about you now.
- Chicken Little: I just hope they stay true to what really happened?
- Buck Cluck: Oh, son. These people are from Hollywood. The one thing they will never do is mess with a good story.”
Garry Marshall - Buck Cluck
Zach Braff - Chicken Little

“- Master's Wife: Okay that's it, party's over! Get out of my house!
- Master: Now, puddin' face...
- Master's Wife: Shove it, Satan!
- Sarah: Ooh. Thou mustn't speak to Master in such a manner.
- Master: They call me Master.
- Master's Wife: Wait 'til you see what I'm gonna call you. Now, tart-face, take your Clark bars and get out of my house!”
Penny Marshall - Master's Wife
Garry Marshall - Master
Sarah Jessica Parker - Sarah

“I would like to voice my strong concern about this show's spiraling decline in ratings. David, ever since you took us to the Caribbean, it's been Jamaica homeless people sucking soup, and a big wave outside that cost a hundred thousand dollars. That's depressing and it's expensive, two words I hate. You know the words I like? I like the word ...” (continue)(continue reading)
Garry Marshall - Edmund Edwards