Gary Leonard Oldman movie quotes

“I came here, I knelt down, I thought about Stevie as hard as I could... and I hoped it was praying.”

Gary Leonard Oldman - Jackie Flannery

“- Juliana: Ruber.
- Ruber: Juliana. I was in the neighborhood, and I thought I'd invade. How about a kiss? I hear you're still single...
- Juliana: Impertinent pig.
- Ruber: Is that a no?”
Jane Seymour - Juliana
Gary Leonard Oldman - Ruber

“It is terrible, terrible for you to rob me in this way of my most treasured feelings!”

Gary Leonard Oldman - Ludwig van Beethoven

“- Rosencrantz: Shouldn't we be doing something... constructive?
- Guildenstern: What did you have in mind? A short, blunt human pyramid?”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Rosencrantz
Tim Roth - Guildenstern

Life in a box is better than no life at all, I expect. You'd have a chance, at least. You could lie there thinking, "well, at least I'm not dead'.
Gary Leonard Oldman - Rosencrantz

“- Shen: The only reason you are still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing.
- Po: Well thank you, but I find your evilness extremely annoying.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Shen
Jack Black - Po

“Is he fucked up or is he fucked up?”

Gary Leonard Oldman - Jackie Flannery

“- Dracula: I, who served the Cross. I, who commanded nations, hundreds of years before you were born.
- Professor Abraham Van Helsing: Your armies were defeated. You tortured and impaled thousands of people.
- Dracula: I was betrayed. Look what your God has done to me!”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Dracula
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Abraham Van Helsing

“- Juliana: You're mad.
- Ruber: I'm so glad you noticed. I've been working at it for years.”
Jane Seymour - Juliana
Gary Leonard Oldman - Ruber

“- Rosencrantz: What are you playing at?
- Guildenstern: Words. Words. They're all we have to go on.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Rosencrantz
Tim Roth - Guildenstern

“- Ruber: I waited a long time for this day. What about my new land!
- King Arthur: Sir Ruber. Always thinking of yourself. As knights of the round table our obligation is to the people, not to ourselves. The land will be divided according to each person’s needs.
- Ruber: Then I need more than everyone. I wouldn't have supported you all these...” (continue)(continue reading)
Gary Leonard Oldman - Ruber
Pierce Brosnan - King Arthur

“Messing with people's heads can be a lot of fun. You should try it.”

Gary Leonard Oldman - O.W. Grant

“- Vice President Kathryn Bennett: What are your intentions?
- Ivan Korshunov: What arrogance to think you could ever understand my intentions.”
Glenn Close - Vice President Kathryn Bennett
Gary Leonard Oldman - Ivan Korshunov

“I have crossed oceans of time to find you.”

Gary Leonard Oldman - Dracula

“- Shen: Are you willing to die to find the truth?
- Po: You bet I am. Although, I'd prefer not to.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Shen
Jack Black - Po

“One young couple wished to be married and live happily ever after. So I blew up their car at the church on the way to the honeymoon. Another guy he wanted great, perfect sex every day with his choice of gorgeous women - no pregnancies. So everyday he gets a FedEx delivery of a skin magazine and a box of tissues.”

Gary Leonard Oldman - O.W. Grant

“Let me tell you a lesson about life, kid. There are monsters everywhere... I know, I am one.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Dr. Zachary Smith

“The manner in which you thump out the notes without the slightest thought as to their meaning is unforgivable. And your lack of passion is unforgivable. I shall have to beat you.”

Gary Leonard Oldman - Ludwig van Beethoven

“Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the self. The green fairy who lives in the absinthe wants your soul. But you are safe with me.”

Gary Leonard Oldman - Dracula

“It's as if angels were flying by so they dropped him off.”

Gary Leonard Oldman - Jackie Flannery

“- Laine Hanson: Let's forego the small talk today Shelly, I'm not in the mood.
- Shelly Runyon: Let the big talk begin.”
Joan Allen - Laine Hanson
Gary Leonard Oldman - Shelly Runyon

“Let me get it straight. Your father was king. You were his only son. Your father dies. You are of age. Your uncle becomes king.”

Gary Leonard Oldman - Rosencrantz

“Some men are broken by the laws that they break, unable to resist the forces that are pulling them down. Other men live by the rules that society sets down. You're not one of them.”

Gary Leonard Oldman - Milton Glenn

- Sid: How do you spell "holiday"?
- John: S-H-I-T.
Gary Leonard Oldman - Sid Vicious
Andrew Schofield - John

“- King Arthur: You may kill me... but you'll never destroy the ideals of Camelot.
- Ruber: Well, I've got to start somewhere.”
Pierce Brosnan - King Arthur
Gary Leonard Oldman - Ruber