Geena Davis movie quotes

“What's the good of being a ghost if you can't frighten people away?”
Geena Davis - Barbara

“You couldn't hit a lake if you were standing on the bottom.”
Geena Davis - Samantha Caine (Charly)

“- Caitlin: Mommy, am I gonna die?
- Samantha Caine (Charly): Oh, no, baby, no. You're not going to die. They are.”
Yvonne Zima - Caitlin
Geena Davis - Samantha Caine (Charly)

“- Samantha Caine (Charly): Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- Mitch Henessey: I hope not, 'cause I'm thinking how much my balls hurt.”
Geena Davis - Samantha Caine (Charly)
Samuel L. Jackson - Mitch Henessey

“- Loomis: It was an accident, Phyllis.
- Phyllis: Oh, you know? So was Chernobyl.
- Grimm: True, but Loomis didn't irradiate anybody.”
Randy Quaid - Loomis
Geena Davis - Phyllis
Bill Murray - Grimm

“Now, I swear three days ago neither one of us would've ever pulled a stunt like this, but if you was ever to meet my husband, you'd understand why.”

Geena Davis - Thelma

“- Grimm: I booked the eleven o'clock to Martinique.
- Phyllis: Martinique?
- Loomis: Martinique? But I don't know anything about Martinique.
- Grimm: What did you know about Fiji?
- Loomis: Well... nothing.”
Bill Murray - Grimm
Geena Davis - Phyllis
Randy Quaid - Loomis

“- Luke/Daedalus: Torture, yes, a woman's face never looked so quite beautiful as when it's distended in pain, witness the beauty of child birth.
- Samantha Caine (Charly): Untie me and I'll make any face you want.
- Luke/Daedalus: Let's not and say we did.”
David Morse - Luke / Daedalus
Geena Davis - Samantha Caine (Charly)

“- Valerie: Okay, I'm going to show you something that's going to totally change your life, completely, forever. Okay?
- Candy Pink: Well, in that case, let me get a cigarette.”
Geena Davis - Valerie
Julie Brown - Candy Pink

“Ladies and gentlemen, I want to thank you all for your cooperation. Now, stay down on the floor 'til I'm gone and have a good day.”

Geena Davis - Thelma

“- Juno: What's wrong?
- Barbara: We're very unhappy.
- Juno: What did you expect? You're dead!”
Sylvia Sidney - Juno
Geena Davis - Barbara

“There's a giant blow dryer in my pool.”

Geena Davis - Valerie

“- Ernie Capadino: Ow. Doesn't that hurt them?
- Dottie Hinson: Doesn't seem to.
- Ernie Capadino: Well, that would bruise the hell out of me.”

Jon Lovitz - Ernie Capadino
Geena Davis - Dottie Hinson

“- Candy Pink: Okay you guys, what's the plan for tonight?
- Valerie: Whoa, Candy, reality check. We can't go out with these guys, they're aliens!
- Candy Pink: So? They can still be dates!”
Julie Brown - Candy Pink
Geena Davis - Valerie

“- Wiploc: Finland is here?
- Valerie: Finland? No, this is the Valley. Finland is the capital of Norway. Gawd, you guys sure learn fast.”
Jim Carrey - Wiploc
Geena Davis - Valerie

“- Loomis: Is that our plane?
- Phyllis: No, if it were our plane, it would be crashing.”
Randy Quaid - Loomis
Geena Davis - Phyllis

“- Dottie Hinson: How good am I?
- Jimmy Dugan: You stink, you're lousy, you're only the best player in the league.”
Geena Davis - Dottie Hinson
Tom Hanks - Jimmy Dugan

“- Veronica Quaife: It tastes... synthetic. So, what have we proved?
- Seth Brundle: The computer is giving us its interpretation of a steak. It's translating it for us; it's rethinking it, rather than reproducing it, and something is getting lost in the translation.”

Geena Davis - Veronica Quaife
Jeff Goldblum - Seth Brundle

“- Thelma: You're a real live outlaw, aren't ya?
- J.D.: Well, I may be an outlaw, darlin', but, uh, you're the one stealin' my heart.”
Geena Davis - Thelma
Brad Pitt - J.D.

“- Samantha Caine (Charly): What, are you a Mormon?
- Mitch Henessey: Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newport and drank three vodka tonics.”
Geena Davis - Samantha Caine (Charly)
Samuel L. Jackson - Mitch Henessey

“- Samantha Caine (Charly): Easy, sport. I got myself outta Beirut once, I think I can get outta New Jersey.
- Mitch Henessey: Yeah? Well, don't be so sure. Others have tried and failed. The entire population, in fact.”
Geena Davis - Samantha Caine (Charly)
Samuel L. Jackson - Mitch Henessey

“- Muriel: If I could go anywhere, I'd go to Paris. It sounds so romantic.
- Macon: Paris... is terrible. Everybody's impolite.
- Muriel: Take me with you next time. I could show you the good parts.
- Macon: I have a very limited expense account. I never even took my wife! My wife?
- Muriel: I was only teasing. Did you think I meant it?”
Geena Davis - Muriel
William Hurt - Macon

“- Dr. Cheevers: I don't mean to interfere, but I detect a certain uncertainty here. You know, there are tests we can do to determine whether or not...
- Veronica Quaife: I don't want tests. Tests can't guarantee anything. The baby could start off normal and then become... I want an abortion. I'll do it myself if I have to.”

Leslie Carlson - Dr. Cheevers
Geena Davis - Veronica Quaife

“- Dawg: Morgan... In sweet memory of you bouncing on my knee as a little girl... I'll give you one chance of me stealing your daddy's piece of the map.
- Morgan: Would you settle to the point of my cutlass?
- Dawg: I knew you would say something like that... And we would soon fall into oaths and threats.”
Frank Langella - Dawg
Geena Davis - Morgan

“- Muriel Pritchett: Just call for no reason. Call and talk.
- Macon: Talk?
- Muriel Pritchett: Sure. Talk about Edward, his problems. Talk about anything. Pick up the phone and just talk. Don't you ever get the urge to do that?
- Macon: Not really.”
Geena Davis - Muriel
William Hurt - Macon