George Kennedy movie quotes

“The CID is so irresponsible, they couldn't find horseshit in a stable.”
George Kennedy - Gen. George S. Patton

“- Luke: I can eat fifty eggs.
- Dragline: Nobody can eat fifty eggs.
- Society Red: You just said he could eat anything.
- Dragline: Did you ever eat fifty eggs?
- Luke: Nobody ever eat fifty eggs.
- Prisoner: Hey, Babalugats. We got a bet here.”
Paul Newman - Luke
George Kennedy - Dragline

“- Ed Hocken: You sure know your boxing.
- Lt. Frank Drebin: All I know is never bet on the white guy.”
George Kennedy - Ed Hocken
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“- Dragline: Why you got to go and say fifty eggs for? Why not thirty-five or thirty-nine?
- Luke: I thought it was a nice round number.”

George Kennedy - Dragline
Paul Newman - Luke

“You want your gold? General, you'll get your gold. I personally will go out and find it for you. Do you hear that sir? I will find every god damn bar! And when I do, you have my assurance, that I will come right back here - and shove each and every one 'em right up your sweet, red, Commie ass!”
George Kennedy - Gen. George S. Patton

“- Ed Hocken: What do you want?
- Hector Savage: I want a car out front! Something fun. A Porsche! Then I want a plane ticket to Jamaica. And I want a nice hotel. No touristy place. Something really indicative of the people and their culture.
- Ed Hocken: Can't do that, Savage! We're calling your bluff! Now put your hands on top of your head and...” (continue)(continue reading)

George Kennedy - Ed Hocken
Anthony James - Hector Savage

“- Lt. Frank Drebin: Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?
- Jane Spencer: He's Caucasian.
- Ed Hocken: Caucasian?
- Jane Spencer: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin
Priscilla Presley - Jane Spencer
George Kennedy - Ed Hocken

“One very serious point: lawnmowers do not kill people. People kill people.”

George Kennedy - Mr. Doctor Graves

“- Mrs. Nordberg: Oh, my poor Nordberg! He was such a good man, Frank. He never wanted to hurt anyone. Who would do such a thing?
- Ed Hocken: It's hard to tell.
- Frank Drebin: A roving gang of thugs, a blackmailer, an angry husband, a gay lover...”

Susan Beaubian - Mrs. Nordberg
George Kennedy - Ed Hocken
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin