Greg Kinnear quotes
- From the movie: The Last Song
“- Ronnie Miller: You lied to me dad.
- Steve Miller: I didn't lie.
- Ronnie Miller: Yes you did. You said you were fine. You're not fine. That was a lie.
- Steve Miller: I hoped. I didn't lie, it's not the same thing.” - From the movie: Someone Like You
“- Ray Brown: What's that they say about the love of a good woman?
- Jane Goodale: That once offered, it's guaranteed to come back and bite her in the ass.” - From the movie: As Good As It Gets
“The best thing you have going for you is your willingness to humiliate yourself.”
- From the movie: The Gift
“- Wayne Collins: Is there anything you can tell us?
- Annabelle 'Annie' Wilson: I can read for you. But that's about all I can do.” - From the movie: As Good As It Gets
“Is this fun for you? You lucky devil. It just keeps getting better and better, doesn't it? I'm losing my apartment, Melvin. And Frank, he wants me to beg my parents, who haven't called me, for help. And I won't. And... I... I don't want to paint any more. So the life that I was trying for, is over. The life that I had is gone, and I'm feeling so...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Sabrina
“- Linus Larrabee: Just sit down!
- David Larrabee: [David sits and there is the sound of glass crunching] Owwwaaahhh!
- Maude Larrabee: What?
- David Larrabee: I sat on the glasses!
- Linus Larrabee: Mother, go get Dr. Callaway. He's at the bar.
- Maude Larrabee: Who put glasses on the chair?
- David Larrabee: Can we talk about this later? I'm...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Baby Mama
“- Kate: I'm sorry, I'm a little overly thorough. Some people would say that I am bossy and controlling.
- Rob: No, that's just prejudice. They call you bossy and controlling because you're a woman. But if you were a man doing the same stuff... you'd just be a dick.” - From the movie: Loser
- Professor Edward Alcott: I'm sure if she were alive, Betty Friedan would applaud your little epiphany.
- Dora Diamond: Oh really? Well, if Kafka was still alive he'd say "Stop misinterpreting my novels, you pretentious bonehead!" - From the movie: Mystery Men
“- Capt. Amazing: You're... you're all superheroes.
- The Shoveller: Well, we fight crime. Call it what you will.” - From the movie: The Matador
“- Julian Noble: An assassin without confidence is a horrible thing to behold. It's like a relief pitcher who fumbles the ball.
- Danny Wright: Please tell me you know you mixed two sports in a metaphor.” - From the movie: Sabrina
“- Linus Larrabee: I pay for your life, David. My life makes your life possible.
- David Larrabee: I resent that...
- Linus Larrabee: So do I! ” - From the animation: Robots
“The lies I've told! The lives I've ruined! Wait... this isn't helping me!”
- From the movie: Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
“- ATF Agent Bork: Chief, you know that guy whose camper they were whacking off in?
- ATF Agent Flemming: Bork, you're a Federal Agent. You represent the United States government. Never end a sentence with a preposition.” - From the movie: As Good As It Gets
“- Carol Connelly: No, no no, absolutely not. I'm a lot more shy than people think. I give off the wrong impression.
- Simon Bishop: I have to. I haven't sketched anything in weeks.
- Carol Connelly: Stop staring. Do a vase.
- Simon Bishop: But you're beautiful, Carol. Your skin, your long neck, the back, the line of you. You're why cavemen...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: As Good As It Gets
“- Carol Connelly: How are you?
- Simon Bishop: Don't ask. I'm tired of my own complaints. I need to get some new thoughts.” - From the movie: Sabrina
“- David Larrabee: Now, Patrick, the debt burden this merger will accumulate will make it necessary to restructure some divisions. I've done a very quick review of last quarter's performance of each division of both companies.
- Maude Larrabee: David, when did you ever?
- David Larrabee: Mother, you've copied me on the financial standings of this...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Sabrina
“- Maude Larrabee: David, you're like my own son.
- David Larrabee: I am your own son, Mother.
- Maude Larrabee: Exactly! Now, I endured twenty-one hours of hard labor to bring you into the world. The doctors begged me to take drugs, but I kept saying I wouldn't do anything to hurt my child. Well, I've changed my mind - you screw up with...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Mystery Men
“- Capt. Amazing: I knew you couldn't change.
- Casanova Frankenstein: I knew you'd know that.
- Capt. Amazing: Oh, I know that. And I knew you'd know I'd know you knew.
- Casanova Frankenstein: But I didn't. I only knew that you'd know that I knew. Did you know that?
- Capt. Amazing: Of course.” - From the movie: Stuck On You
“- Walt Tenor: You'll be able to read a book alone, play golf by yourself, masturbate in private like the good Lord intended.
- Bob Tenor: What are you talking about?
- Walt Tenor: Last night it was like trying to sleep next to a paint-shaker.” - From the movie: Mystery Men
- From the movie: As Good As It Gets
“You look at someone long enough, you discover their humanity.”
- From the movie: Autofocus
“I'm a normal, red-blooded American man. I like to look at naked women. I love breasts; the bigger, the better. Nipples like udders, nipples like saucers, big pale rosy-brown nipples. Little bitty baby nipples. Real or fake, what's the difference? I like tits. Who's kidding who? Tits are great!”
- From the movie: Autofocus
“- Bob Crane: Please, not in front of the children! They look up to me!
- Anne Crane: They're small. They look up to everyone.” - From the movie: Autofocus
“- Bob Crane: I thought you were a fellow entertainer.
- Mel Rosen: I'm also a Jew.
- Bob Crane: It's the same thing!” - From the movie: Autofocus
“- Bob Crane: A day without sex...
- John Carpenter: ...is a day wasted!”
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