Hank Azaria movie quotes

“- Homer Simpson: [blundering into a movie's casting session] Hello, can I have change for a dollar? Also, can I have a dollar?
- Comic Book Guy: You. Are. Acceptable!
- Homer Simpson: Great, would you like to see me naked?
- Hollywood Casting Lady: Oh, there's no nudity in this movie.
- Homer Simpson: What movie?”
Dan Castellaneta - Homer Simpson
Hank Azaria - Comic Book Guy

“- Mr. Furious: What's his power?
- The Blue Raja: Well, he's terribly mysterious.
- Mr. Furious: That's it? That's his power? He's mysterious?
- The Blue Raja: Well, terribly mysterious.
- The Shoveller: Plus he can, like, cut guns in half with his mind.”

Ben Stiller - Furious
Hank Azaria - Blue Raja
William H. Macy - Shoveler

“- Marc Blitzstein: I am faithful to the ideals of the party.
- Orson Welles: I am faithful to the party of ideas.
- John Houseman: You are faithful to the idea of a party.”
Hank Azaria - Marc Blitzstein
Angus Macfadyen - Orson Welles
Cary Elwes - John Houseman

“Dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion, and degradation.”
Hank Azaria - Young Patches O'Houlihan

“- The Blue Raja: I'm the Blue Raja! I'm not Stab Man, I'm not Knifey Boy - I'm the Blue Raja.
- Mr. Furious: Yeah, that's another thing...
- The Blue Raja: What?
- Mr. Furious: Well, you could work a little blue into the uniform somewhere. I mean you've got green, you've got this little flowery thing going on, but it's like everything but...” (continue)(continue reading)
Hank Azaria - Blue Raja
Ben Stiller - Furious

“- Rasputin: Bartok, get me a comb, find some cologne. I want to look my best!
- Bartok: That might take some work, sir.”
Chris Lloyd - Rasputin
Hank Azaria - Bartok

“- Val Goldman: Agador, why aren't you wearing your shoes?
- Agador: I do not wear the shoes... because... they make me fall down.”
Dan Futterman - Val Goldman
Hank Azaria - Agador

“- Kenneth McCullers: You got any ideas how you wanna wax this guy?
- Steven Lardner: Can't you just say 'kill'? Ya always gotta romanticize it.”
K. Todd Freeman - Kenneth McCullers
Hank Azaria - Steven Lardner

“- Victor 'Animal' Palotti: What do we do now?
- Philippe Roaché: Running would be a good idea.”
Hank Azaria - Victor 'Animal' Palotti
Jean Reno - Philippe Roaché

“You know, you really should watch your blood pressure. My nephew Izzy just keeled over mid-mango. Stress, it's a killer, sir. And he was a fruit bat. No meat. No blood even.”

Hank Azaria - Bartok

“- Rasputin: I will kill her. Crush her at the height of her glory.
- Bartok: And we're back to the crushing. Sir, I'm begging you, please, please forget the girl and get a life!
- Rasputin: Oh, I'll get a life, Bartok. Hers!”

Chris Lloyd - Rasputin
Hank Azaria - Bartok