Harold Gould movie quotes

“- Grandfather Disguisey: Who are you now?
- Pistachio Disguisey: The question is not who I am, the question is who are you? I'm Prince Lali Jhamba from the Ringy Dingy Heights near Bombay, Calcutta and New Delhi, India. India. India.”
Harold Gould - Grandfather Disguisey
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“- Grandfather Disguisey: When you were on the roof, did you hear something like this?
[Slaps Pistachio]
- Pistachio Disguisey: Yes exactly that! But without the pain on my face. We have a clue!”
Harold Gould - Grandfather Disguisey
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“- Judge John Channing: Are you trying to tell me that while every policeman in the state was looking for you, you were serving dinner to the district attorney, his wife and our governor? How is that possible?
- Nick Gardenia: Well... you have to prepare everything in advance.”
Harold Gould - Judge John Channing
Chevy Chase - Nicholas Gardenia

“See what no one else sees. See what everyone chooses not to see... out of fear, conformity or laziness. See the whole world anew each day!”
Harold Gould - Arthur Mendelson

“You're focusing on the problem. If you focus on the problem, you can't see the solution. Never focus on the problem!”
Harold Gould - Arthur Mendelson

“- Dist. Atty. Ira J. Parks: Your Honor, this is the kind of testimony that looks silly on the surface.
- Judge John Channing: On the surface, in the middle, and on the bottom.”
Charles Grodin - Ira Parks
Harold Gould - Judge John Channing