Harry Shearer quotes
- From the movie: Small Soldiers
“- Punch-It: We shouldn't fight, we should hide.
- Archer: If we hide, we will still lose. No more hiding.” - From the movie: Chicken Little
“Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not gonna sugarcoat it; I've seen road kill with faster reflexes.”
- From the animation: The Simpsons
- From the animation: The Simpsons
“Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?”
- From the animation: The Simpsons
“Okay, I'm going to keep this short. Friends, family, religion. These are the demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Any questions?”
- From the animation: The Simpsons
- From the animation: The Simpsons
- From the movie: Dick
“Children! Running around, all hours of the night! When you kids grow up, you'll be living in the Soviet Union of America!”
- From the movie: The Truman Show
“- Mike Michaelson: The show has generated enormous revenues now equivalent to the gross national product of a small country.
- Christof: People forget it takes the population of an entire country to keep the show running.
- Mike Michaelson: Since the show is on 24 hours a day without commercial interruption, all those staggering revenues are...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the animation: The Simpsons
- From the movie: The Truman Show
“- Christof: In competition with five other unwanted pregnancies, the casting of a show determined by an airdate, Truman was the one who arrived on cue.
- Mike Michaelson: Incidentally, I believe Truman is the first child to have been legally adopted by a corporation?
- Christof: That's correct.” - From the animation: The Simpsons Movie
- From the movie: A Mighty Wind
“- Jerry Palter: We don't want people to reach for their remotes here.
- Mark Shubb: It's public television.
- Alan Barrows: They don't have remotes.” - From the movie: Chicken Little
“Ladies and gentlemen, it's just gibberish. Gibberish of an insane person.”
- From the animation: The Simpsons
“There's no justice like angry-mob justice.”
- From the movie: Chicken Little
- From the movie: This Is Spinal Tap
- From the movie: This Is Spinal Tap
- From the animation: The Simpsons
“Welcome to Santa's Village, where it's Christmas everyday! Closed on Christmas.”
- From the movie: This Is Spinal Tap
“- Marty DiBergi: Do you feel that playing rock 'n' roll music keeps you a child? That is, keeps you in a state of arrested development?
- Derek Smalls: No. No. No. I feel it's like, it's more like going, going to a, a national park or something. And there's, you know, they preserve the moose. And that's, that's my childhood up there on stage....” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Truman Show
- From the animation: The Simpsons
“A man came into the store today and asked for change for a dollar, and I accidentally gave him three quarters. Took me all afternoon just to track him down.”
- From the movie: The Truman Show
“- Mike Michaelson: Christof, let me ask you, why do you think that Truman has never come close to discovering the true nature of his world until now?
- Christof: We accept the reality of the world with which we're presented. It's as simple as that.” - From the movie: This Is Spinal Tap
“- Derek Smalls: We're taking a sophisticated view of sex...
- Marty DiBergi: Down on a farm.
- Derek Smalls: Yeah.” - From the animation: The Simpsons
“Science is like someone who tells you the end of a movie before you've watched it! I say there are some things we don't want to know! Important things!”
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