Hugo Weaving movie quotes

“Cookies need love like everything does.”
Hugo Weaving - Agent Smith

“Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting... for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Could it be for love? Illusions. Vagaries of perception.”
Hugo Weaving - Agent Smith

- Tick: Kevin had one of those liposuction penis enlargements.
- Felicia: He didn't?
- Tick: Yep. Do you know what they do? They siphon all the fat out of your love handles, and actually inject it into your wing-wang.
- Felicia: Ugh! Yucky! I suppose it gives a whole new meaning to "cracking a fat", though, doesn't it?
Hugo Weaving - Tick
Guy Pearce - Felicia

“You will linger on in darkness and in doubt as nightfall in winter that comes without a star. Here you will dwell bound to your grief under the fading trees until all the world is changed and the long years of your life are utterly spent.”

Hugo Weaving - Elrond

“If Sauron is defeated and Aragorn made king and all that you hope for comes true you will still have to taste the bitterness of mortality. Whether by the sword or the slow decay of time, Aragorn will die. And there will be no comfort for you, no comfort to ease the pain of his passing.”

Hugo Weaving - Elrond

“- Aboriginal Man: So... You actually make money by dressing up like a woman?
- Tick: Oh, sure. You can make a fine living in a pair of heels.”
Alan Dargin - Aboriginal Man
Hugo Weaving - Tick

“- Bernadette: I'll join this conversation on the proviso that we stop bitching about people, talking about wigs, dresses, bust sizes, penises, drugs, night clubs, and bloody Abba!
- Tick: Doesn't give us much to talk about then, does it?”
Terence Stamp - Bernadette
Hugo Weaving - Tick