Jackie Chan movie quotes

“- Chon Wang: Who would leave a pile of stones in the middle of a field?
- Roy O'Bannon: I don't know; these people are nuts.”
Jackie Chan - Chon Wang
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“Don't let the situation change you. Change it.”
Jackie Chan - Keung

“- Carter: My daddy once saved five crackheads from a burnin' building, by himself.
- Lee: My daddy once caught a bullet with his bare hand.
- Carter: My daddy'll kick your daddy's ass all the way from here to China, Japan, wherever the hell you from and all up that Great Wall too.
- Lee: Hey, don't talk about my father.
- Carter: Don't talk...” (continue)(continue reading)
Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee

“- Carter: This ain't no democracy.
- Lee: Yes, it is.
- Carter: No, it ain't. This is the United States of James Carter. I'm the president, I'm the emperor, I'm the king. I'm Michael Jackson, you Tito. Your ass belongs to me.”

Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee

“- Carter: Just tell me how the Triads gonna kill us.
- Lee: They will torture us for three days.
- Carter: Okay, I can handle that.
- Lee: Then they will cut off our eggrolls.
- Carter: Cut off our eggrolls? Hell no! Lets get the hell outta here!”
Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee

“- Carter: We need to get her to relax.
- Lee: Maybe we should put on a dirty movie. Only $9.95.”

Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee

“- Roy O'Bannon: You people believe in Karma over there, right? Well I've been thinking... there must be a reason why we keep running into each other. Now I've ridden with some terrible men, just people I couldn't trust, but when I look at you, there's something different about you. And I can see it, I can see it in your eyes. It's what the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon
Jackie Chan - Chon Wang

“- Lee: Whassup, my nigga?
- Bartender: What did you just say?
- Lee: Whassup, my nigga.”
Jackie Chan - Lee
Manny Perry - Bartender

“- Lu Yan: Don't tell me you consider it sinful to drink.
- The Silent Monk: It's sinful if you don't share.”
Jackie Chan - Lu Yan
Jet Li - The Silent Monk

“- Chon Wang: He was the Keeper of the Imperial Seal.
- Roy O'Bannon: That's what I love about China. Everybody's job description sounds so damn cool!”

Jackie Chan - Chon Wang
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“- Carter: What did I just say?
- Lee: You just ask everybody to pick up their Samurai swords and shave your butt.”

Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee

“- Carter: Who died, Lee?
- Lee: You!
- Carter: Detective Yu?
- Lee: Not Yu, you!
- Carter: Who?
- Lee: You!
- Carter: Who?
- Lee: Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
- Carter: Don't nobody understand the words that are comin' out of your mouth?”
Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee

“- Carter: [after accidentally punching Lee] Sorry, man!
- Lee: Carter!
- Carter: All y'all look alike!”

Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee

“If one does not attach himself to people and desires, never shall his heart be broken... but then, does he ever truly live?”
Jackie Chan - Lu Yan

“- Carter: Secret Service Agent James Carter, I like the sound of it. Won't be long before I'm in Washington D.C. protectin' the President.
- Lee: We both know you wouldn't take a bullet for someone else.
- Carter: Yeah but they don't know that.”
Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee

“This is the West, not the East. The sun may rise where we come from... but here is where it sets.”
Jackie Chan - Chon Wang

“When I look at you, I have a wet dream.”
Jackie Chan - Jimmy Tong

“- Jason Tripitikas: He needs wine. It's his elixir.
- Medicine Monk: We will send a walking monk.
- Lu Yan: Don't you have a running monk?”
Michael Angarano - Jason Tripitikas
Wan Zhao Zi - Medicine Monk
Jackie Chan - Lu Yan

“- Lu Yan: It is said that master and student walk side-by-side, sharing their fate, until they go their separate ways.
- Jason Tripitikas: I'll never forget you.
- Lu Yan: I guess that's what being immortal truly means.”
Jackie Chan - Lu Yan
Michael Angarano - Jason Tripitikas

“- Roy O'Bannon: Ooooh... who's the pretty lady?
- Chon Wang: That's my wife!
- Roy O'Bannon: How long you been in this country?
- Chon Wang: Four days.
- Roy O'Bannon: Nice work.”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon
Jackie Chan - Chon Wang

“- Roy O'Bannon: So who are you?
- Chon Wang: I'm an Imperial Guard to the Emperor of China.
- Roy O'Bannon: China... what's with the book?
- Chon Wang: The book belongs to Princess Pei Pei. She was kidnapped from the Forbidden City.
- Roy O'Bannon: I like that, Forbidden City, a princess, kidnapped! It's so mysterious.”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon
Jackie Chan - Chon Wang

“- Lu Yan: Innkeeper, more wine!
- Jason Tripitikas: Jeez, Don't you think you've had one too many?
- Lu Yan: Wine is mine inspiration. In some parts, I'm known as the poet [cheers] in other parts, I am known as the beggar.
[when the innkeeper brings the bill, he passes it over to Jason Tripitikas]”
Jackie Chan - Lu Yan
Michael Angarano - Jason Tripitikas

“- Tigress: One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu.
- Crane: Yeah, or could at least touch his toes.
- Monkey: Or even see his toes.”

Angelina Jolie - Tigress
David Cross - Crane
Jackie Chan - Monkey

“- Chon Wang: I got an idea: why don't I pretend I'm sick, and then you can attack the guard when they come in?
- Roy O'Bannon: Oh, you mean the sick prisoner routine? Does that still work in China? 'Cause here it's sorta been done to death.”
Jackie Chan - Chon Wang
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“- Chon Wang: We stick together. We are partners.
- Roy O'Bannon: That's beautiful.”
Jackie Chan - Chon Wang
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon