Jake Gyllenhaal movie quotes

“- Brian Taylor: I want somebody to talk to, not just sleep with. Do you fucking understand what I'm saying?
- Mike Zavala: White people get hung up on this fucking soulmate bullshit. Just hook up with a chick that can cook and wants kids!”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Brian Taylor
Michael Peña - Mike Zavala

“- Billy Hope: I can handle the rules, man, I'll handle the rules.
- Tick Wills: No playing around, no being late. None of that.
- Billy Hope: Yeah, fuck it, I'm in.
- Tick Wills: No swearing. Did I tell you no swearing?”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Billy Hope
Forest Whitaker - Thick Willis

“- Gretchen Ross: You're weird.
- Donnie Darko: Sorry.
- Gretchen Ross: No, that was a compliment actually.”
Jena Malone - Gretchen Ross
Jake Gyllenhaal - Donnie Darko

“There ain't never enough time, never enough...”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Jack Twist

“The Marine must learn to kill. He may wear a tattoo, or display his medals, or tell lies in bars. But he is not a true Marine until he has seen combat.”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford

“- Dr. Lilian Thurman: The search for God is absurd?
- Donnie Darko: It is if everyone dies alone.
- Dr. Lilian Thurman: Does that scare you?
- Donnie Darko: I don't want to be alone.”
Katharine Ross - Dr. Lilian Thurman
Jake Gyllenhaal - Donnie Darko

“- Gretchen Ross: My mom had to get a restraining order against my stepdad. He has emotional problems.
- Donnie Darko: What kind of emotional problems does your dad have?
- Gretchen Ross: He stabbed my mom four times in the chest.”
Jena Malone - Gretchen Ross
Jake Gyllenhaal - Donnie Darko

“You want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating Twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know, it takes a little, little while to find that out.”

Jake Gyllenhaal - Donnie Darko

“- Donnie Darko: Why should I mourn for a rabbit like it was human?
- Karen Pommeroy: Are you saying that the death of one species is less tragic than another?
- Donnie Darko: The rabbit is not like us. It has no history books, no photographs, no knowledge of sorrow or regret. I just don't see the point in crying over a dead rabbit, who never...” (continue)(continue reading)

Jake Gyllenhaal - Donnie Darko
Drew Barrymore - Karen Pomeroy

“- Brian Taylor: Touch me and I will fucking shoot you. Stay where you are.
- Mr. Tre: I don't give a fuck about both you motherfuckers. I'm ready to die today. Fuck ya'll.
- Brian Taylor: This can go one of several ways right now. It is all about your attitude.”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Brian Taylor
Cle Sloan - Mr. Tre

“- Lou Bloom: Bloody?
- Nina Romina: The best and clearest way that I can phrase it for you, is think of our news cast as a screaming woman running down the street with her throat cut.”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Lou Bloom
Rene Russo - Nina Romina

“- Detective Fronteiri: You filmed him dying.
- Lou Bloom: That's my job, that's what I do, I'd like to think if you're seeing me you're having the worst day of your life.”
Michael Hyatt - Detective Fronteiri
Jake Gyllenhaal - Lou Bloom

“I am the police, and I'm here to arrest you. You've broken the law. I did not write the law. I may even disagree with the law but I will enforce it. No matter how you plead, cajole, beg or attempt to stir my sympathies, nothing you do will stop me from placing you in a steel cage with gray bars. If you run away I will chase you. If you fight me...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jake Gyllenhaal - Brian Taylor

“See that kid? The one dreaming to serve his country. That Jarhead is me.”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford

“- Brian Taylor: I don't want to die here, dude.
- Mike Zavala: You're not gonna die here. You're not gonna die. God loves cops.”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Brian Taylor
Michael Peña - Mike Zavala

“Do you know what fear stands for? False evidence appearing real.”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Lou Bloom

“- Colter Stevens: You seem concerned about the time. What are you late for?
- Max Denoff: I'm on my way to an asshole festival. I hear you're headlining.
- Colter Stevens: Oh, that's funny. What are you, a comedian?”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Colter Stevens
Russell Peters - Max Denoff

“- Mike Zavala: Wouldn't it be crazy if your kids were pushing the black and white together one day?
- Brian Taylor: Screw that. I want my kid to have an honest job. Like a politician.”
Michael Peña - Mike Zavala
Jake Gyllenhaal - Brian Taylor

- Paul Avery: What's your angle, here? This is good business for everyone but you.
- Robert Graysmith: What do you mean, "angle"?.
Robert Downey Jr. - Paul Avery
Jake Gyllenhaal - Robert Graysmith

“Behind my badge is a heart like yours. I bleed, I think, I love, and yes I can be killed. And although I am but one man, I have thousands of brothers and sisters who are the same as me. They will lay down their lives for me, and I them. We stand watch together. The thin-blue-line, protecting the prey from the predators, the good from the bad. We...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jake Gyllenhaal - Brian Taylor

“Any soldier I've ever served with would say that one death is service enough.”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Colter Stevens

“- Brian Taylor: This is my day job. Some of you might know me as Brian or Taylor, but here I am Police Officer 2 Brian Taylor. This is where the forces of good prepare to fight the forces of evil. This is my partner, Officer Zavala.
- Mike Zavala: I'm on my chones, dude.”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Brian Taylor
Michael Peña - Mike Zavala

“Masturbation. Rereading of letters from unfaithful wives and girlfriends. Cleaning your rifle. Further masturbation. Rewiring Walkman. Arguing about religion and meaning of life. Discussing in detail, every woman the Marine has ever fucked. Debating differences, such as left- vs. right-handed masturbation. Further cleaning of rifle. Studying of...” (continue)(continue reading)

Jake Gyllenhaal - Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford

“- Colter Stevens: Christina, what would you do if you knew you had less than one minute to live?
- Christina Warren: I'd make those seconds count.”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Colter Stevens
Michelle Monaghan - Christina Warren

“- Jack Twist: The Pentecost... I don't... I don't know what the Pentecost is. I guess it means the world ends and guys like you and me march off to hell.
- Ennis Del Mar: Speak for yourself. You may be a sinner, but I ain't yet had the opportunity.”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Jack Twist
Heath Ledger - Ennis Del Mar