James Franco quotes
- From the movie: City by the Sea
“- Vincent LaMarca: How'd we get this way son? I remember the day you were born.
- Joey: Yeah? Well, I remember the day you left. So we're even.” - From the movie: Oz The Great And Powerful
“- Oz: You can have a nice pile of bananas.
- Finley: Oh, I see. Because I'm a monkey, I must love bananas, right? That is a vicious stereotype.
- Oz: You don't like bananas?
- Finley: Of course I love bananas, I'm a monkey. Don't be ridiculous. I just don't like you saying it.” - From the movie: Pineapple Express
“- Saul Silver: Don't worry, bro. Your cat's going to heaven.
- Red: Yeah, maybe. Maybe he went to heaven. He was a little fucker. He could've gone to hell.” - From the movie: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
“- Will Rodman: You want me to take him? I can't take care of a monkey.
- Robert Franklin: He's not a monkey! He's an ape.” - From the movie: Spider-Man 2
- From the movie: The Interview
“Maybe 'the media' is manipulating you!”
- From the movie: The Interview
“They hate us because they ain't us!”
- From the movie: Oz The Great And Powerful
“- Glinda: The shield allows a good-hearted person to pass.
- Oz: I'm gonna die.” - From the movie: The Interview
- From the movie: Oz The Great And Powerful
“Please, I don't want to die. I haven't accomplished anything yet.”
- From the movie: Oz The Great And Powerful
“I don't want to be a good man, I want to be a great one.”
- From the movie: Oz The Great And Powerful
“- Oz: I might not actually be a wizard.
- Glinda: Yes, but they don't know that.” - From the movie: Pineapple Express
“- Saul Silver: Look, only reason I started selling pot is so I could put my bubbeh in a nice retirement home.
- Dale Denton: [sarcastically] Oh, yeah, she must be proud of you for that.
- Saul Silver: She is really proud of me, and I'm gonna become something, man! As soon as she dies, I'm gonna become a civil engineer. I'm gonna design septic...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Tristan and Isolde
“- Marke: Do you find no comfort in your home, these stearn walls that you helped build?
- Tristan: I find these walls a prison.” - From the movie: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
“- Steven Jacobs: You used an untested drug on your father. I could end your career with one phone call.
- Will Rodman: Let me save you the trouble. I quit.” - From the movie: Oz The Great And Powerful
“Theodora, I know your wickedness is not your doing. And should you ever find the goodness within you, you are welcome to return.”
- From the movie: Pineapple Express
“- Dale Denton: Even if he found that roach, how could he find us?
- Saul Silver: Um... heat-seeking missiles... bloodhounds... and foxes... barracudas...
- Dale Denton: I'm just... I'm kind of flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird.
- Saul Silver: Thank you.
- Dale Denton: Not a compliment.” - From the movie: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
“Caesar shows cognitive skills that far exceed that of a human counterpart. The drug in his system has radicly boosted healthy brain functions.”
- From the movie: Pineapple Express
“- Red: Um, actually, my lip, that's a cold sore. And I've never had a cold sore before, so I cried.
- Saul Silver: Dude, a cold sore? Does that mean like... herpes?
- Red: Yes, that's what it means. I have herpes.
- Saul Silver: Herpes... whoa, do you know how many, like, joints we've shared?
- Red: Yes, I know, I'm a disgusting person.” - From the movie: Tristan and Isolde
“- Isolde: How many have you loved before me?
- Tristan: None.
- Isolde: And after me?
- Tristan: None.” - From the movie: Tristan and Isolde
“- Marke: Isolde, I was trying to explain to Tristan the importance of love. Seems he might live without it.
- Isolde: Why?
- Tristan: There are other things to live for: duty, honor.
- Isolde: But they are not life Tristan. They are the shells of life, and empty ones if in the end all they hold are days and days without love. Love is made by...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Pineapple Express
“- Dale Denton: The battery is dead. It ceased to live. It's deceased now. The car needs a battery to start, Saul.
- Saul Silver: How did this happen?
- Dale Denton: Well we clearly fell asleep with the battery on and...
- Saul Silver: Aw, man... talk radio?
- Dale Denton: Yes, talk radio.
- Saul Silver: So boring, man! The car just committed...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Pineapple Express
“- Saul Silver: Just sit back and get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankind.
[he lights a joint and inhales]
- Dale Denton: It's really that rare?
- Saul Silver: [exhales] It's, like, the rarest. [he examines the joint] It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb.” - From the movie: Annapolis
- From the movie: Spider-Man 3
“- Peter Parker: I never should have hurt you. And said those things.
- Harry Osborn: None of that matters. You're my friend.
- Peter Parker: Best friend.”
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