James Woods movie quotes

“- Hades: Brothers! Titans! Look at you in your squalid prison! Who put you down there?
- Titans: Zeus!
- Hades: And now that I set you free, what is the first thing you are going to do?
- Titans: Destroy him!”
James Woods - Hades
Corey Burton - Titans

“When you've been betrayed by a friend, you hit back. Do it.”

James Woods - Max

“My attitude about Hollywood is that I wouldn't walk across the street to pull one of those executives out of the snow if he was bleeding to death. Not unless I was paid for it. None of them ever did me any favors.”
James Woods

- Nicki Brand: What's this? "Videodrome"?
- Max Renn: Torture. Murder.
- Nicki Brand: Sounds great.
- Max Renn: Ain't exactly sex.
- Nicki Brand: Says who?
Debbie Harry - Nicki Brand
James Woods - Max Renn

“I can't fart loud enough to express my opinion!”
James Woods - Alan Mann

“The people would vote for Donald Duck or Genghis Khan or whoever the local cop tells them to because if they don't, this is what happens!”

James Woods - Richard Boyle

“- Zeus: So, Hades, you finally made it. How are things in the underworld?
- Hades: Well, they're just fine. You know, a little dark, a little gloomy. And, as always, hey, full of dead people. What are you gonna do?”
Rip Torn - Zeus
James Woods - Hades

People act like we're crack dealers. Nobody put a gun to anybody's head and said, "Hey, nimrod, buy a house you can't afford, and you know what? While you're at it, put a line of credit on that baby and buy yourself a boat".

James Woods - Richard Fuld

“Stop fucking Bob's wife. He doesn't like it.”
James Woods - Alan Mann

“- Linda Brown: People here are a little strange.
- Lenny Brown: Talented people usually area little strange... they were allon something; money's the real drug around here, okay?”
Sean Young - Linda Brown
James Woods - Lenny Brown

“I got a feeling you're gonna leap at my new offer. You give me the key to bringing down Wonder Breath, and I give you the thing that you crave most in the entire cosmos: your freedom.”

James Woods - Hades

“Look, Pete, the 60s are over. All that peace and love and freedom stuff, yeah it was great for picking up chicks, but it's not gonna help my career. To do that, I gotta make test scores go up. And to make test scores go up, I gotta keep kids in class where they belong.”
James Woods - Dr. Philliam "Phil" Benedict

“Do you think I would do what I did to my country for money! I hate mercenaries!”
James Woods - Walker

“- Robert Reynard: I think you're a dangerous man, Mr. Dodd.
- Eddie Dodd: I hope so, Mr. Reynard.”
Kurtwood Smith - Robert Reynard
James Woods - Eddie Dodd

“I'm so extremely intelligent that it's actually harmed my career as an actor. Actors are supposed to be cattle.”
James Woods

“Left-wing, Colonel? Eh, maybe. But I'm not a Communist. And you guys never seem to be able to tell the difference!”
James Woods - Richard Boyle

“You might feel just a little queasy. It's kinda natural. Maybe you should... sit down! Now you know how it feels to be like everyone else. Isn't it just peachy?”

James Woods - Hades

“- John Moss: Don't eat like me, don't sit like me, and do not smoke like me! I'm trying to quit, anyway.
- Nick Lang: Me too.
- John Moss: And don't quit like me, either!”
James Woods - John Moss
Michael J. Fox - Nick Lang

“You sold your soul to me, to save your boyfriend's life. And how does this creep thank you? By running off with some babe. He hurt you real bad, didn't he, Meg?”

James Woods - Hades

“- Walker: Cake?
- Stenz: No, I don't want cake! I'm diabetic!”
James Woods - Walker
Jason Clarke - Stenz

- General Hein: Report any aberrant behavior in Dr. Ross to the Major immediately.
- Grey: "Aberrant behavior", sir?
- General Hein: The woman carries an alien infection. It may be clouding her judgment. They may be manipulating her for their very own purposes.
- Grey: Is the General suggesting Dr. Ross is a spy?
- General Hein: The General is... (continue)(continue reading)
James Woods - General Hein
Alec Baldwin - Captain Gray Edwards

“- Hades: Pain. Panic. Got a little riddle for you. How do you kill a god?
- Pain: I do not... know.
- Panic: You can't... they're immortal?
- Hades: Bingo, they're immortal. So the first thing we gotta do is make the little sunspot... mortal.”

James Woods - Hades
Bobcat Goldthwait - Pain
Matt Frewer - Panic

“I've been watching you all night, and you've been drinking like a fish. Trying to get your courage up? We're only bringing in a shipment of booze, it's got so you're even scared to do that. Maybe you just better stay home tonight, with Eve.”

James Woods - Max

“- Walker: You just killed the Secretary of Defense.
- Stenz: Well, he wasn't doing a very good job.”
James Woods - Walker
Jason Clarke - Stenz

“You blow away a broad's date, the least you can do is drive her home.”
James Woods - Lloyd Hopkins