Jim Henson movie quotes

Kermit the Frog here in Ocean View, Illinois, with the thank you note Big Bird left saying he was running back to Sesame Street. The note reads: "Dear Dodos, you are a very nice family. Thanks for everything, but I'm walking back to Sesame Street. I should be there in three hours, since it took two hours to fly here. So if anyone calls, you know... (continue)(continue reading)

Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

“- Doc Hopper: Isn't that splendid? Just splendid! Just take a look at it.
- Kermit the Frog: All I can see are millions of frogs with tiny crutches.”

Charles Durning - Doc Hopper
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

“Life's like a movie, write your own ending...”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

“- Statler: Well, Waldorf, they finally made it to Broadway.
- Waldorf: Yes, and I already bought tickets.
- Statler: Are they good seats?
- Waldorf: Sure are. They're on the next train out of town.”
Richard Hunt - Statler
Jim Henson - Waldorf

“We were hugging because that's what friends do! Friends do not spy!”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

“That's pretty dangerous building a road in the middle of the street. I mean, if frogs couldn't hop, I'd be gone with the Schwinn.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

“- Kermit the Frog: Boy, it feels like we've been driving for days.
- Fozzie Bear: Funny, yet I'm still wide awake!
- Kermit the Frog: Yup. Me, too.”

Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection. The lovers, the dreamers, and me.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

- Kermit the Frog: We were wondering if you could recommend a nice hotel. Actually, a cheap hotel.
- British Gentleman: How cheap?
- Fozzie Bear: Free.
- British Gentleman: Well, that narrows the field a bit. Let's see. "Places where you can park your carcasses". Bus terminals... river banks... The Happiness Hotel...

Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Robert Morley - British Gentleman
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“- Pops: What's goin' on in there? Lotta folks out here need to use the restroom!
- Kermit the Frog: Well, we're developing these pictures, we'll be out as soon as we finish. We're trying to catch a jewel thief.
- Fozzie Bear: A jewel thief!
- Pops: Well, catch him in another room, people are dancing up and down on one leg out here!”

Jerry Nelson - Pops
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“- Fozzie: Hey, Kermit. Can our friends watch the show from backstage?
- Kermit the Frog: What? No! No, they cannot watch the show from backstage. That's it! That's what's been missing from the show! That's what we need! More frogs and dogs and bears and chickens and... and whatever! You're not gonna watch the show, you're gonna be in the show!...” (continue)(continue reading)
Frank Oz - Fozzie
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

“- Jenny: I'm Jenny.
- Kermit the Frog: I'm Kermit. I'm a frog.”
Juliana Donald - Jenny
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

“You don't have to explain, Doc. If there's one thing Piggy knows, it's how to make an entrance.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

“- Kermit the Frog: Maybe we should give him a ride.
- Fozzie Bear: I don't know, he's pretty big. Hey there, wanna lift?
- Big Bird: No thanks. I'm on my way to New York City to try to break into public television.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear
Caroll Spinney - Big Bird

“- El Sleezo Cafe Owner: That's toughest, meanest, filthiest pest hole on the face of the earth!
- Kermit the Frog: Why not complain to the owner?
- El Sleezo Cafe Owner: I am the owner.”
James Coburn - El Sleezo Cafe Owner
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

“- Bernie the Agent: Someone - help! You, you with the banjo, can you help me? I have lost my sense of direction.
- Kermit the Frog: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
- Bernie the Agent: No. No, I mean I'm really lost.”
Dom DeLuise - Bernie the Agent
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

“- Fozzie Bear: Hey, Kermit, I'm getting hungry.
- The Great Gonzo: Call room service.
- Kermit the Frog: There's no phone.
- Rizzo the Rat: That's ok, there's no food, either.”
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear
Dave Goelz - The Great Gonzo
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Steve Whitmire - Rizzo the Rat

“- Beauregard: Takes awhile to get to know the town.
- Fozzie Bear: How long have you lived in London?
- Beauregard: All my life.
- Kermit the Frog: How come you don't have an English accent?
- Beauregard: Hey, I'm lucky to have a driver's license!”
Dave Goelz - Beauregard
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

“- Rowlf: That's why I live alone.
- Kermit the Frog: You do?
- Rowlf: You bet. I finish work, I go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk, and go to bed.
- Kermit the Frog: Nice and simple.
- Rowlf: Stay away from women. That's my motto.
- Kermit the Frog: But I can't.
- Rowlf: Neither can I. And that's my trouble.”
Jim Henson - Rowlf
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog