James Spader movie quotes

“- Michael Boll: I'm afraid of getting married.
- Alex: That's easy, don't.
- Michael Boll: Yeah, well, I'm engaged.
- Alex: Why?
- Michael Boll: I didn't wanna lose her. I'm terrified of getting married.
- Alex: Then drink to it. Make it happen.
- Michael Boll: Make it happen.”
James Spader - Michael Boll
Rob Lowe - Alex

“- Morgan Hiller: What do I do right now?
- Stuart Hiller: Right now, you do what you... really wanna do. Do whatever it is that you know is right. That you believe in. That's all. And feel good about it! Look, son. Life isn't a problem to be solved. It's a mystery to be lived. So live it.”
James Spader - Morgan Hiller
Matt Clark - Stuart Hiller

“One woman used up only 3 minutes, and another used three 2-hour tapes.”

James Spader - Graham Dalton

“I've found that staying clean is like staying alive. You either are or you aren't.”
James Spader - Nick Vanzant

“- Felix: You suspect pilferage, sir? I'd be happy to strip-search him.
- Richards: You people that work at night scare me.”
G.W. Bailey - Felix
James Spader - Richards

“- Morgan Hiller: You going to college?
- Frankie Croyden: I'll be lucky if I even graduate. I'll probably just get married, don't need college for that.”
James Spader - Morgan Hiller
Kim Richards - Frankie Croyden

“You have one minute to decide the rest of your life.”

James Spader - Lee Woods

“- Dr. Werner Ernst: It's important to say we did as much as we could.
- Stella: Which is doctor-speak for we put this patient through hell before he died.”
James Spader - Dr. Werner Ernst
Helen Mirren - Stella

“- Judy: I wanna know how you two met.
- Nora: I picked him up in a bar. How's that?
- Max: I was drunk, and she was drunk, and I liked her looks so I convinced her to let me bring her home, and I seduced her on the sofa bed, and it was magic, and I keep coming back for more.”
Eileen Brennan - Judy
Susan Sarandon - Nora Baker
James Spader - Max Baron

“- Ann Bishop Mullany: What did you think?
- Graham Dalton: I thought about what you would look like having an orgasm.
- Ann Bishop Mullany: I'd like to know what I look like havin' an orgasm.”
Andie MacDowell - Ann Bishop Mullany
James Spader - Graham Dalton

“- Stuart Hiller: Can you fix it?
- Morgan Hiller: Yeah, as soon as I learn how to walk on water, I'll get right on it, Dad.”

Matt Clark - Stuart Hiller
James Spader - Morgan Hiller

“- Ray: Can I come up, I mean just for five minutes?
- Lena: It wouldn't take five minutes.”
James Spader - Ray
Mädchen Amick - Lena

“- Dosmo Pizzo: What the fuck happened?
- Lee Woods: Does every other word have to be fuck? Is that the extent of your vocabulary?
- Dosmo Pizzo: It fucking bothers you? I didn't fucking know.”
Danny Aiello - Dosmo Pizzo
James Spader - Lee Woods

“- Lt. Hollis: What's he doing in Chicago?
- Joel Campbell: I assume he's still strangling young women with piano wire.”

Chris Ellis - Hollis
James Spader - Campbell

“I'm in favor of order. I'd say right now order is up by one point with one minute left and chaos has the ball.”
James Spader - Nick Vanzant

“- Max: If I choose to be celibate, it's none of your business.
- Neil: This isn't celibacy we're talking about, it's fucking necrophilia!”
James Spader - Max Baron
Jason Alexander - Neil

“You know, you make a funny face when you come.”

James Spader - Michael Boll

“- Dosmo Pizzo: How did you find me?
- Lee Woods: In the phone book under Washout.”
Danny Aiello - Dosmo Pizzo
James Spader - Lee Woods

“My old man had a saying, that friendship is like the morning dew: It settles on some roses, and it settles on some dog shit.”
James Spader - Tim Gerrity

“- Dr. Kaela Evers: When you said you'd been in worse situations than this, were you lying?
- Nick: No. When we were falling toward the planet and the engines cut out? That was worse.”
Angela Bassett - Dr. Kaela Evers
James Spader - Nick Vanzant

“- Lt. Hollis: You don't happen to know this lady, do you?
- Joel Campbell: No, never. Why? What's happened? She's dead?
- Lt. Hollis: I have made no reference to homicide... Why would you hasten to such a conclusion?
- Joel Campbell: Well, you've got half the block taped off and about a dozen cops in there fucking up your crime scene... Doesn't...” (continue)(continue reading)

Chris Ellis - Hollis
James Spader - Campbell

“- Mr. Grey: Do you really wanna be my secretary?
- Lee Holloway: Yes, I do.
- Mr. Grey: This isn't just about typos, tapes, staples and pencils, is it, Lee?
- Lee Holloway: No, sir.”
James Spader - Mr. Grey
Maggie Gyllenhaal - Lee Holloway

“No matter who you were, and no matter who you are, and no matter who you will be, I'm going to love you.”
James Spader - Ray

“- Catherine Langford: Translation: ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs. Interested?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: I-I'm gonna go now.
- Catherine Langford: Go where? I mean, you've just been evicted out of your apartment, your grants have run out: everything you own are in those two bags. You wanna prove that your theories are right? This is your chance.”
Viveca Lindfors - Catherine Langford
James Spader - Dr. Daniel Jackson

- Nick: What happened to your robot?
- Dr. Kaela Evers: Nothing.
- Nick: Really? I hope "nothing" doesn't happen to me.

James Spader - Nick Vanzant
Angela Bassett - Dr. Kaela Evers