Jamie Kennedy movie quotes

“- Tec: Man where'd u learn that?
- B-rad: Grand Theft Auto 3.
- Tec: Word? Can I borrow it?
- B-rad: U got playstation 2?
- Tec: No, man, I got gamecast.
- B-rad: Gamecast? Well there's Gamecube, and Dreamcast..
- Tec: Man I said I got gamecast! I cant afford that stuff.”
Damien Dante Wayans - Tec
Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

“You got a killer who's going to be super human. Stabbing him won't work. Shooting him won't work. Basically in the third one you gotta cryogenically freeze his head, decapitate him, or blow him up.”

Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks

“When I say Mali you say bu mali BOO.”

Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

“- Dewey Riley: When did she start smoking?
- Randy Meeks: Ever since those nude pictures on the internet.
- Gale Weathers: It was just my head, it was Jennifer Aniston's body!”
David Arquette - Dewey Riley
Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks
Courteney Cox - Gale Weathers

“If you find yourself dealing with an unexpected back story and a preponderance of exposition, then the sequel rules do not apply. Because you are not dealing with a sequel, you are dealing with the concluding chapter of a trilogy.”
Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks

“- PJ: If you jacked it, how come you got a receipt?
- B-Rad: I stole that too. ”
Taye Diggs - Sean
Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

“True trilogies are all about going back to the beginning and discovering something that wasn't true from the get go. Godfather, Jedi, all revealed something that we thought was true that wasn't true.”
Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks

“- Brad: Yo, fool! We got some hard-core drama 'bout to go down right neow!!
- Hadji: Dat's right!
- Brad: Dis is our mall. Always was and always will be!
- Mocha: Woof woof!
- Old woman cashier: Oh, Mr. Amiraslani. I'm so glad you came back. Our clerk accidentally gave you the wrong aromatherapy candles. Here you go.
- Brad: You better be...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman
Kal Penn - Hadji
Nick Swardson - Mocha

“Damn she got in a fight with a hairdryer, and the hairdryer won.”
Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

- Stuart: I wanna see breasts. I wanna see Jamie Lee's breasts. When do we see Jamie Lee's breasts?
- Randy: Breasts? Not until "Trading Places" in 1983. Jamie Lee was always a virgin in horror movies. She didn't show her tits 'til she went legits.
Matthew Lillard - Stuart
Jamie Kennedy - Randy

“I got sumtin' to say, and I need the world to hear it. I'm a lyricologist. I can rap about anything. Shrink, shrink. Blinkity-blink. Tried to make me think. Wanna go to my sink. And vomit. Clean it up wit' Comet. Earth is my planet. See? I'm the shiznit. ”
Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

“- Dewey Riley: Typically, serial killers are white male.
- Randy Meeks: That's why it's perfect! It's sort of against the rules but not really. Mrs. Voorhees was a terrific serial killer, and there's always room for Candyman's daughter. She's sweet, she's deadly, she's bad for your teeth.”

David Arquette - Dewey Riley
Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks

“I cannot believe it. They get Tori Spelling to play Sid, and they cast Joe Blow Nobody to play me. At least you get David Schwimmer. I get the guy who drove the stagecoach for one episode of Dr. Quinn!”

Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks

“- Sidney Prescott: 300 people watched. Nobody did anything. They thought it was a publicity for Christ sakes.
- Randy Meeks: And it would have been a good one too.
- Sidney Prescott: It's starting again, Randy.
- Randy Meeks: It's not. A lot of shit happens at the movies. People get robbed, shot, maimed, murdered. Movie theaters are very...” (continue)(continue reading)
Neve Campbell - Sidney Prescott
Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks