Jamie Lee Curtis movie quotes

“Privacy is a privilege.”

Jamie Lee Curtis - Tess Coleman

“- Lindsey: I'm scared!
- Laurie Strode: There's nothing to be scared of.
- Tommy: Are you sure? How?
- Laurie Strode: I killed him...
- Tommy: But you can't kill the boogeyman!”

Kyle Richards - Lindsey
Jamie Lee Curtis - Laurie Strode
Brian Andrews - Tommy

“- Anna Coleman: I'm old!
- Tess Coleman: I beg your pardon!
- Anna Coleman: I'm like the Cryptkeeper!”

Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman
Jamie Lee Curtis - Tess Coleman

“- Daniel: Do you ever feel lost?
- Claire Cooper: I invented it. It's mine.”
Mel Gibson - Capt. Daniel McCormick
Jamie Lee Curtis - Claire Cooper

“Tommy, unlock the door! Come here, now you listen to me. I want you to go down the stairs, and out the front door. I want you to go down the street to the Mackenzie's house. I want you to tell them to call the police and tell them to send them over here. Now, do you understand me? Go do as I say!”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Laurie Strode

“- Thomas J. Sennett: I'm gonna drive us to Liverpool.
- Shelly DeVoto: Liverpool?
- Vada Sultenfuss: Big Ringo fan.”
Macaulay Culkin - Thomas J. Sennett
Jamie Lee Curtis - Shelly DeVoto
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss

“- Otto: Don't call me stupid.
- Wanda Gershwitz: Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?
- Otto: Apes don't read philosophy.
- Wanda Gershwitz: Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it.”
Kevin Kline - Otto
Jamie Lee Curtis - Wanda Gershwitz

“- Grace: You're a little tense, don't you think?
- Al: Who wouldn't be tense? This music could make Will Rogers punch a nun.”

Jamie Lee Curtis - Grace
Joe Mantegna - Al

“- Wanda Gershwitz: Let's make love.
- Archie Leach: Well, if you absolutely insist...”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Wanda Gershwitz
John Marwood Cleese - Archie Leach

“- Tommy: I saw the boogeyman! I saw him!
- Laurie Strode: Okay, what did he look like?
- Tommy: Umm... the boogeyman!”
Brian Andrews - Tommy
Jamie Lee Curtis - Laurie Strode

Now let me correct you on a couple of things, Ok? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not "Every man for himself". And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.

Jamie Lee Curtis - Wanda Gershwitz

“- Kim: You seem a little anxious, Wendy. By the way, who are you going with tonight?
- Wendy: It's not who you go with, honey. It's who takes you home.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Kim
Anne-Marie Martin - Wendy

“- Wanda Gershwitz: What about my tits?
- Otto: Does he get to handle them?
- Wanda Gershwitz: Yes, he does. That's my forecast and I'll stand by it.
- Otto: Would this also involve... nuzzling?
- Wanda Gershwitz: Yes, I think three million dollars is worth a bit of nuzzling. Fifty percent chance of that.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Wanda Gershwitz
Kevin Kline - Otto

“- Elizabeth Solley: Listen, I never hitchhiked before. I just really want to be careful. Can I ask you something?
- Nick Castle: Sure
- Elizabeth Solley: Are you weird?
- Nick Castle: Yes, I am. Yes, I am weird.
- Elizabeth Solley: You are weird. Thank God you're weird. The last one was so normal, it was disgusting.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Elizabeth Solley
Tom Atkins - Nick Castle

“Sleep tight, kids.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Laurie Strode

“- Nora Krank: Why would we want to get tans before the cruise? I thought the idea was to get them during the cruise.
- Luther Krank: Look at us, we kind of look like uncooked chicken.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Nora Krank
Tim Allen - Luther Krank

“- Anna Coleman: It's easy to be you. I'll just suck the fun out of everything.
- Tess Coleman: I do not suck the fun out of everything.
- Anna Coleman: Fun-sucker.”

Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman
Jamie Lee Curtis - Tess Coleman

“In 1988, the crime rate in the United States rises four hundred percent. The once great city of New York becomes the one maximum security prison for the entire country. A fifty-foot containment wall is erected along the New Jersey shoreline, across the Harlem River, and down along the Brooklyn shoreline. It completely surrounds Manhattan Island....” (continue)(continue reading)
Jamie Lee Curtis - Narrator

“- Tess Coleman: Honey, wake up.
- Anna Coleman: No.
- Tess Coleman: Anna. Greet the day.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Tess Coleman
Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman

“- Hary Sultenfuss: Hey, you're not eating your meatloaf.
- Shelly Sultenfuss: If I eat it I'll throw up.
- Hary Sultenfuss: Well you should at least try a little bit.
- Shelly Sultenfuss: Then I'll throw up a little bit.”
Dan Aykroyd - Harry Sultenfuss
Jamie Lee Curtis - Shelly Sultenfuss

“- Laurie Strode: How about you? Are you tired of my bullshit?
- Will Brennan: I'm a counselor; I'm attracted to it.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Laurie Strode
Adam Arkin - Will Brennan

“- Kenny Hampson: I watched you tonight. You liked him.
- Alana Maxwell: No. Kenny, you're better than he is. I'm sure you're better than he is.
- Kenny Hampson: I am. He didn't know how to cut a woman into pieces.”

Derek McKinnon - Kenny Hampson
Jamie Lee Curtis - Alana

“- Janet Beindorf: It's been 14 years and you haven't even finished the bathroom.
- Ned Beindorf: I've been working for 14 years!
- Janet Beindorf: And what's my job? Is it a hobby?”

Jamie Lee Curtis - Janet Beindorf
Kevin Pollak - Ned Beindorf

- Willa Weston: You know what you are? You're pronoid.
- Vince McCain: "Pronoid"?
- Willa Weston: It means that contrary to all the available evidence, you actually think that people like you. Your perception of life is that it's one long benefit dinner in your honor with everybody cheering you on and wanting you to win everything. You think... (continue)(continue reading)
Jamie Lee Curtis - Willa Weston
Kevin Kline - Vince McCain

“- Tommy: I don't like that story anymore.
- Laurie Strode: I thought King Arthur was your favorite.
- Tommy: Not anymore.”
Brian Andrews - Tommy
Jamie Lee Curtis - Laurie Strode