Jane Lynch movie quotes

“Books feed me.”
Jane Lynch - Sophie Lennon

“I don’t trust a man with curly hair. I can’t help picturing small birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and I find it disgusting.”
Jane Lynch - Sue Sylvester

“There’s not much of a difference between a stadium full of cheering fans and an angry crowd screaming abuse at you. They’re both just making a lot of noise. How you take it is up to you. Convince yourself they’re cheering for you. You do that, and someday they will.”
Jane Lynch - Sue Sylvester

“- Calhoun: Do you know what the first rule of Hero's Duty is, soldier?
- Ralph: No cuts, no butts, no coconuts?”
Jane Lynch - Calhoun
John C. Reilly - Ralph

“The selfish man is like a mangy dog chasing a cautionary tale.”
Jane Lynch - Calhoun

“Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian.”
Jane Lynch - Calhoun

“- Paula: Andy. Have you ever heard of the term... 'Fuck Buddy'?
- Andy: No... what's that?
- Paula: Well, it's a special... friend... who you fuck.”
Jane Lynch - Paula
Steve Carrell - Andy

We started this magazine, "American Bitch". It's a focus on the issues of the lesbian pure bred dog owner.
Jane Lynch - Christy Cummings

“The power of another dimension. Now you are not going to read about this dimension in a book or a magazine because it exists nowhere but in my own mind.”
Jane Lynch - Laurie Bohner

“Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby and it... is... ugly!”
Jane Lynch - Calhoun

“I never went through a biological clock experience. I never even heard it ticking.”
Jane Lynch

“I don't wear particular designers. I wear whoever fits me well.”
Jane Lynch

“My first love, in my head, believe it or not, was Ron Howard.”
Jane Lynch

“I stopped watching television like a fiend once I got into college.”
Jane Lynch

“Football is very masculine and, to me, a metaphor for war.”
Jane Lynch

“- Gabby: Slumber house rules?
- Julie: Oh for the love of carbs do we have to?”
Jane Lynch - Gabby
Alexa PenaVega - Julie

All right, listen up, 'cause I'm only gonna say this once! "Fear" is a four-letter word, ladies! You wanna go pee-pee in your big-boy slacks, keep it to yourself! It's "make your mamas proud" time!
Jane Lynch - Calhoun

- Paula: I'll probably re-watch "Gandhi".
- Cal: "Gandhi" baked is good. I always feel bad when I watch it baked because I get really hungry and I'm eating a lot and poor Gandhi is starving his ass off.

Jane Lynch - Paula
Seth Rogen - Cal