Jason Biggs movie quotes

“- Jim Levenstein: Guys guys guys, here's an easy one, okay: 'Attractive single white female, fun-loving, youthful mind seeks outgoing companion. Okay; Attractive: ugly.
- Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher: Fun loving: insane.
- Kevin Myers: Okay, 'unlisted age' plus 'youthful mind' equals 'Old'.
- Jim Levenstein: No, no no no, 'charming' is old; 'older' is...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein
Chris Klein - Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher
Thomas Ian Nicholas - Kevin Myers

“- Michelle Flaherty: Good Jim. Oh, you're making me wet.
- Jim Levenstein: Holy shit, really?
- Michelle Flaherty: No, I was just saying that so you could practice.
- Jim Levenstein: 'course.”

Alyson Hannigan - Michelle Flaherty
Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein

“- Steve Stifler: Observe the fuckin' Stifmeister, what is his defining characteristic?
- Jim Levenstein: He uses the F-word excessively?
- Steve Stifler: [grins] Thanks man.”
Seann William Scott - Steve Stifler
Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein

“- Michelle Flaherty: How did a little perv like you, turn into such a great guy?
- Jim Levenstein: How did a little nympho like you, turn into such a great girl?
- Michelle Flaherty: I'm still a nympho.
- Jim Levenstein: Well, I'm still a perv.”
Alyson Hannigan - Michelle Flaherty
Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein

“- Dora Diamond: You have a girlfriend?
- Paul Tannek: Ex-girlfriend. We dated in high school.
- Dora Diamond: Do you still see her?
- Paul Tannek: No. She lost some weight over the summer, so she's dating a lot more now. You know how it goes.”
Mena Suvari - Dora Diamond
Jason Biggs - Paul Tannek

“- Paul Tannek: What kinda drugs were you giving out here?
- Chris: Drugs? Man, all we had was beer.
- Paul Tannek: You can't pass out from beer.
- Chris: Yes, you can, if you take something before you drink it!”
Jason Biggs - Paul Tannek
Thomas Sadoski - Chris

“She's so sexy. Look at her body language. All verbs!”
Jason Biggs - Jerry Falk

“- Jim Levenstein: Nadia will be expecting filet mignon, okay, and all I'm going to be able to give her is rump roast.
- Oz: What are you so worried about? You've had experience since Nadia.
- Jim Levenstein: Ah, yes. You would be referring to the flute fetish band geek, who made me her bitch, and ditched me after prom.”
Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein
Chris Klein - Oz

- Jim Levenstein: Was I any good that night?
- Michelle Flaherty: Jeez how could I forget? You sucked. You didn't know what the hell you were doing. But wasn't it fun even though you were so terrible?
- Jim Levenstein: I'm sorry, "terrible"?
- Michelle Flaherty: I've had worse.
- Jim Levenstein: Oh.
- Michelle Flaherty: Oh, sorry. I just...... (continue)(continue reading)
Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein
Alyson Hannigan - Michelle Flaherty

“I would like to make an announcement. There is a gorgeous woman masturbating on my bed.”
Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein

“There is truly a paucity of veridical talent in the world.”
Jason Biggs - Jerry Falk

“- Steve Stifler: Dude, how the hell do you even think you're getting married? I've been looking out for your sex life since high school.
- Jim Levenstein: You what?
- Steve Stifler: Oh! Oh! The first tits this guy ever saw were because of me. The first girl he ever hooked up with was at my party at my cottage. That girl is the girl he's marrying.”

Seann William Scott - Steve Stifler
Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein

- Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Like warm apple pie.
- Jim Levenstein: Yeah?
- Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Yeah.
- Jim Levenstein: Apple pie, huh?
- Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Uh huh.
- Jim Levenstein: McDonald's or homemade?

Chris Klein - Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher
Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein

“- Jim's Dad: You may be Jimbo, or Jumbo, or Jimbodini to those guys in there, but there are still two people who haven't forgotten where James Emmanuel Levenstein came from. We're awful proud of you son.
- Jim Levenstein: Thanks, Dad.
- Jim's Dad: Don't forget your penis cream.”
Eugene Levy - Jim's Dad
Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein

“The slaughter of six million Jews is enough to satisfy the anti-semetic impulses of the majority of the world.”
Jason Biggs - Jerry Falk

“- Steve Stifler: Fuck me! There's gonna be an Eastern European chick naked in your house and you're not going to do anything about it?
- Jim Levenstein: What am I supposed to do Stifler, broadcast her over the internet?
- Steve Stifler: Yeah!”
Seann William Scott - Steve Stifler
Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein

“- Michelle Flaherty: Now don't freak out, I'm gonna do something to push your threshold.
- Jim Levenstein: Ow that's cold. What is that?
- Michelle Flaherty: I just shoved a trumpet in your ass. Aren't instruments fun?”
Alyson Hannigan - Michelle Flaherty
Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein